Lewes Forum thread

Go on, tell 'em what you think

Lewes Forum New message

JOKES. Nothing too rude please

On 11 Nov 2004 at 10:33am Tom akeyalarf wrote:

A really gorgeous ex-girlfriend of mine phoned me up out of the blue the other day. We lost track of time, chatting about the wild nights we used to enjoy together. I couldn't BELIEVE it when she asked if I'd like to meet up and maybe rekindle a little of that magic."Wow!" I said "I don't know if I could keep pace with you now! I'm a bit older and a bit balder than when you last saw me!" She giggled and said she was sure I'd meet the challenge! "Yeah," I said, "Just so long as you don't mind a man with a waistband that's a few inches wider these days!" She laughed and told me to stop being so silly! She teased me, saying She thought tubby bald men were cute! "Anyway", she said, "I've put on a couple of pounds myself!" So I hung up.

On 11 Nov 2004 at 11:24am Jacque Schidt wrote:

A chicken and an egg were lying in bed making love. The chicken only lasts 10 seconds and lights up a cigarette. The egg turns to the chicken and says "Well that answers that question"

On 12 Nov 2004 at 5:04pm Mystic Mog wrote:

2 fish in a tank.
One say to the other; "how do you drive this thing?"

On 12 Nov 2004 at 5:04pm Mystic Mog wrote:

2 fish in a tank.
One says to the other; "how do you drive this thing?"

On 12 Nov 2004 at 9:20pm Farmer Sootical wrote:

How do you keep an idiot happy?
Scroll down.

Scroll up.

On 17 Nov 2004 at 1:45pm hoot wrote:

whats orange and sounds like a parrot,
a carrot

On 18 Nov 2004 at 11:36pm sidesplitter wrote:

Two cows in a field..one cow said"moo"..the other cow said"i was going to say that"

On 13 Dec 2004 at 4:13am Godfrey Godfrey the farmers wife wrote:

What did the deaf dumb and blind kid get for xmas.....................Cancer

On 13 Dec 2004 at 4:15am Godfrey Godfrey the farmers wife wrote:

Whats got a blue head and makes women scream..................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................... A cot death