Lewes Forum thread

Go on, tell 'em what you think

Lewes Forum New message

It's The Friday Joke Thread
 
 
On 10 Jul 2009 at 1:12pm Joker wrote:
I bought a book on Amazon called "How to Woo".
Wasted 15 quid on Volume 2 of Hong Kongs phone directory.
 
 
On 10 Jul 2009 at 7:37pm Northern bigot wrote:
Rob asks his workmate Tom to pass an envelope on to his wife on his way home as he is working over time. Tom arrives at Robs house and starts chatting to Robs wife he then asks her if she will take her clothes of for £100 quid? She thinks you disgusting man, but the 100 quid is a 100 quid!
He then offers her another 100 for a kiss and a cuddle on the sofa! She thinks you disgusting man, but a 100 quid is a 100! By now its getting steamy! And a further offer of 150 for a shag is made, she thinks you disgusting man, but yes 150 quid is a 150 quid! Rob then leaves the house highly satisfied. Sometime later Tom comes home and asks his wife if Rob has been round! "Too right ", she enthusiastically replies. Did he hand you my wage packet? enquires Rob!


35 posts left

Your response


You must now log in (or register) to post
Click here to add a link »
Smile
Smile Wink Sad Confused Kiss Favourite Fishing Devil Cool

terms

Post response

Lewes Forum

Alanis Morissette performed by You Oughta Know @ The Con Club
Alanis Morissette performed by You Oughta Know
The Smiths performed by These Smiths @ The Con Club
The Smiths performed by These Smiths
St Peter & St James Hospice's Sunset Walk @ Other venue
St Peter & St James Hospice
Planet Party @ Linklater Pavilion
Planet Party
Lewes String Quartet @ St Michaels Church
Lewes String Quartet
ShangChi And The Legend Of The Ten Rings 12A @ Depot cinema
ShangChi And The Legend Of The Ten Rings 12A
ShangChi And The Legend Of The Ten Rings 12A @ Depot cinema
ShangChi And The Legend Of The Ten Rings 12A
ShangChi And The Legend Of The Ten Rings 12A @ Depot cinema
ShangChi And The Legend Of The Ten Rings 12A
ShangChi And The Legend Of The Ten Rings 12A @ Depot cinema
ShangChi And The Legend Of The Ten Rings 12A
ShangChi And The Legend Of The Ten Rings 12A @ Depot cinema
ShangChi And The Legend Of The Ten Rings 12A
ShangChi And The Legend Of The Ten Rings 12A @ Depot cinema
ShangChi And The Legend Of The Ten Rings 12A
ShangChi And The Legend Of The Ten Rings 12A @ Depot cinema
ShangChi And The Legend Of The Ten Rings 12A
ShangChi And The Legend Of The Ten Rings 12A @ Depot cinema
ShangChi And The Legend Of The Ten Rings 12A
ShangChi And The Legend Of The Ten Rings 12A @ Depot cinema
ShangChi And The Legend Of The Ten Rings 12A
ShangChi And The Legend Of The Ten Rings 12A @ Depot cinema
ShangChi And The Legend Of The Ten Rings 12A
ShangChi And The Legend Of The Ten Rings 12A @ Depot cinema
ShangChi And The Legend Of The Ten Rings 12A
ShangChi And The Legend Of The Ten Rings 12A @ Depot cinema
ShangChi And The Legend Of The Ten Rings 12A
ShangChi And The Legend Of The Ten Rings 12A @ Depot cinema
ShangChi And The Legend Of The Ten Rings 12A
ShangChi And The Legend Of The Ten Rings 12A @ Depot cinema
ShangChi And The Legend Of The Ten Rings 12A
ShangChi And The Legend Of The Ten Rings 12A @ Depot cinema
ShangChi And The Legend Of The Ten Rings 12A
ShangChi And The Legend Of The Ten Rings 12A @ Depot cinema
ShangChi And The Legend Of The Ten Rings 12A
Respect 12A @ Depot cinema
Respect 12A
Respect 12A @ Depot cinema
Respect 12A
Respect 12A @ Depot cinema
Respect 12A
Respect 12A @ Depot cinema
Respect 12A
Respect 12A @ Depot cinema
Respect 12A
Respect 12A @ Depot cinema
Respect 12A
Respect 12A @ Depot cinema
Respect 12A
Respect 12A @ Depot cinema
Respect 12A
Respect 12A @ Depot cinema
Respect 12A
Respect 12A @ Depot cinema
Respect 12A
Respect 12A @ Depot cinema
Respect 12A
Respect 12A @ Depot cinema
Respect 12A
Respect 12A @ Depot cinema
Respect 12A
Respect 12A @ Depot cinema
Respect 12A
Respect 12A @ Depot cinema
Respect 12A
Respect 12A @ Depot cinema
Respect 12A
Respect 12A @ Depot cinema
Respect 12A
ShangChi And The Legend Of The Ten Rings 3D 12A @ Depot cinema
ShangChi And The Legend Of The Ten Rings 3D 12A
ShangChi And The Legend Of The Ten Rings 3D 12A @ Depot cinema
ShangChi And The Legend Of The Ten Rings 3D 12A
ShangChi And The Legend Of The Ten Rings 3D 12A @ Depot cinema
ShangChi And The Legend Of The Ten Rings 3D 12A
Annette 15 @ Depot cinema
Annette 15
Annette 15 @ Depot cinema
Annette 15
Annette 15 @ Depot cinema
Annette 15
Annette 15 @ Depot cinema
Annette 15
Annette 15 @ Depot cinema
Annette 15
Annette 15 @ Depot cinema
Annette 15
Annette 15 @ Depot cinema
Annette 15
Sweet Thing 15 @ Depot cinema
Sweet Thing 15
Sweet Thing 15 @ Depot cinema
Sweet Thing 15
Sweet Thing 15 @ Depot cinema
Sweet Thing 15
Sweet Thing 15 @ Depot cinema
Sweet Thing 15
Sweet Thing 15 @ Depot cinema
Sweet Thing 15
Sweet Thing 15 @ Depot cinema
Sweet Thing 15
Sweet Thing 15 @ Depot cinema
Sweet Thing 15
Sweet Thing 15 @ Depot cinema
Sweet Thing 15
Sweet Thing 15 @ Depot cinema
Sweet Thing 15
Sweet Thing 15 @ Depot cinema
Sweet Thing 15
Sweet Thing 15 @ Depot cinema
Sweet Thing 15
Sweet Thing 15 @ Depot cinema
Sweet Thing 15
The Collini Case 15 @ Depot cinema
The Collini Case 15
The Collini Case 15 @ Depot cinema
The Collini Case 15
The Collini Case 15 @ Depot cinema
The Collini Case 15
The Collini Case 15 @ Depot cinema
The Collini Case 15
The Collini Case 15 @ Depot cinema
The Collini Case 15
The Collini Case 15 @ Depot cinema
The Collini Case 15
The Collini Case 15 @ Depot cinema
The Collini Case 15
The Collini Case 15 @ Depot cinema
The Collini Case 15
The Collini Case 15 @ Depot cinema
The Collini Case 15
The Collini Case 15 @ Depot cinema
The Collini Case 15
Coco PG @ Depot cinema
Coco PG
Coco PG @ Depot cinema
Coco PG
Coco PG @ Depot cinema
Coco PG
Coco PG @ Depot cinema
Coco PG
Frida Khalo U @ Depot cinema
Frida Khalo U
Oasis Knebworth 1996 15 @ Depot cinema
Oasis Knebworth 1996 15
Oasis Knebworth 1996 15 @ Depot cinema
Oasis Knebworth 1996 15
The Green Knight 15 @ Depot cinema
The Green Knight 15
The Green Knight 15 @ Depot cinema
The Green Knight 15
String Quartet Through Time @ St Michaels Church
String Quartet Through Time
South Downs Chamber Ensemble @ Folkington Manor @ Other venue
South Downs Chamber Ensemble @ Folkington Manor

 

The Elly Angel 114:132
The Elly Angel

WHAT'S ON
Add your Event
LAST POST
Ugh, you give TP an inch and he takes a mile with eugenics and other wackadoodle stuff. I do sense though that the power is... more
QUOTE OF THE MOMENT
If you lend someone £20 and don't see them again it was probably worth it.
Dan
LEWES JOBS

Job search


Advertise a Job
for £10
Upload your CV