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On 10 Jul 2009 at 1:12pm Joker wrote:
I bought a book on Amazon called "How to Woo".
Wasted 15 quid on Volume 2 of Hong Kongs phone directory.
 
 
On 10 Jul 2009 at 7:37pm Northern bigot wrote:
Rob asks his workmate Tom to pass an envelope on to his wife on his way home as he is working over time. Tom arrives at Robs house and starts chatting to Robs wife he then asks her if she will take her clothes of for £100 quid? She thinks you disgusting man, but the 100 quid is a 100 quid!
He then offers her another 100 for a kiss and a cuddle on the sofa! She thinks you disgusting man, but a 100 quid is a 100! By now its getting steamy! And a further offer of 150 for a shag is made, she thinks you disgusting man, but yes 150 quid is a 150 quid! Rob then leaves the house highly satisfied. Sometime later Tom comes home and asks his wife if Rob has been round! "Too right ", she enthusiastically replies. Did he hand you my wage packet? enquires Rob!


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