On 10 Nov 2016 at 3:38pm Phil wrote:
Given some of the banal, humourless comments that are freguently made on this forum, I would love to know the occupation of those that regularly post. For starters, I am a recently retired Building Surveyor aged 57.
On 10 Nov 2016 at 3:51pm Annette Curtin-Twitcher wrote:
I'm a retired 59 year old madame from Brighton with a penchant for gin, anchovies and German porn.
On 10 Nov 2016 at 4:03pm Hyena wrote:
I'm a High Court Judge.
ACT what's your address?
On 10 Nov 2016 at 4:18pm Chav wrote:
Pimp and drug dealer
On 10 Nov 2016 at 4:20pm Clifford wrote:
I am a chimpanzee at London Zoo who has been able to get access to a laptop and came across this site by chance. When not posting here I am writing all Shakespeare's plays.
On 10 Nov 2016 at 5:20pm Franco wrote:
I'm the Chef at Aqua. Come down its fantastic.
On 10 Nov 2016 at 6:32pm Horseman7 wrote:
Self-employed 62 year-old granny.
On 10 Nov 2016 at 7:05pm Ben wrote:
Full time dick.
On 10 Nov 2016 at 7:18pm Phil wrote:
@Ben, there's plenty of them on here! It is almost as though this forum is populated by pre-pubescent schoolboys.
On 10 Nov 2016 at 7:42pm Old bike wrote:
Professional P-taker and part time wind-up merchant.
On 10 Nov 2016 at 7:54pm Tonwney wrote:
I'm a 45 year old former Miss Alternative Snowdrop with acute angina and a lovely pair of norks as well. I'm wide in the air, short on the ground and enjoy working with animals and doing adult baby minding, especially for members of the judiciary. Hyena you naughty man, you'll find me at the Waitrose coffee machine every Friday, 12pm x
On 10 Nov 2016 at 8:10pm The Greek wrote:
Hi everyone, I'm an economist for HM treasury. It's a great job, part astrologer, part snake oil salesman. I mean like the 2008 economist catastrophe, who saw that coming?
On 10 Nov 2016 at 8:43pm Tipex wrote:
I used to work for ATC and am now crippled with syphilis and nightmares.
On 10 Nov 2016 at 9:31pm Bored of Brexit wrote:
Professional DFL according to some (work in marketing) even though I'm from Lewes.
On 10 Nov 2016 at 9:54pm The Greek wrote:
There's an imposter
On 10 Nov 2016 at 10:29pm Dad with loads of kids wrote:
I'm a full time seed sower
On 10 Nov 2016 at 11:43pm Sparticus wrote:
On 11 Nov 2016 at 8:02am Sparticus wrote:
No, I'm Sparticus
On 11 Nov 2016 at 9:40am CtrlAltDel wrote:
None of you can spell Spartacus.
On 11 Nov 2016 at 1:13pm Bongo wrote:
I'm a market trader - I sell knitting wool at the town hall market every Tuesday. Quality yarns, at competitive prices. Pop by and buy!
On 11 Nov 2016 at 2:12pm wallflower wrote:
i went to wallands in the 70's and was terrified of the fat lesbian teacher. I have nightmares about sweaty nylon dresses the size of an aircraft hanger. she hated me and the feeling was mutual.
On 11 Nov 2016 at 6:32pm Belladonna wrote:
I'm a poisonous flower. ACT used to use me back in the day to widen her eyes
On 11 Nov 2016 at 7:21pm GoldenLegs wrote:
I'm a secretary.
I spend all my time bending over my boss's desk for him to ''relieve some of his tension'' as he likes to call it.
My work dress code is strict: black skirt, black stockings, black high heeled shoes and a sheer blouse.
My boss greets me warmly every morning and I feel like a very valued member of the team.
On 11 Nov 2016 at 9:38pm Donald wrote:
Hiya. I am a sexist and racist chap who was born a millionare. I like to paint myself orange and wear shredded wheat on my bald head. I will soon have my finger on the nuke button hoorah for democracy.
On 12 Nov 2016 at 10:42am monty wrote:
On 12 Nov 2016 at 4:53pm Plain Jane wrote:
I am a ebayer
On 13 Nov 2016 at 4:47pm PORNHUB wrote:
No I am spartacus
On 14 Nov 2016 at 1:13pm Nowtbettertodo wrote:
Down from Yorkshire. Professional ferret breeder. I used to drink a lot but the beer's so bloody expensive here I've switched to Elderflower Cordial.