On Sat 9 Feb at 9:06pm LandportNewbie wrote:
I’m due to move here and have heard some awful stories about the place...is it really that bad?! If I keep myself to myself are we going to have a peaceful home life?
Thanks in advance
On Sat 9 Feb at 9:35pm Metatron wrote:
Yes I'll go along with it.
Don't believe the hype.
It's just that Genttrification in Landport isn't yet completed.
Real people living real lives not the viva Lewes version!
On Sat 9 Feb at 9:35pm hmm wrote:
Not everything you hear it true ! And no landport is no worse or better than any other estates in lewes ..
On Sat 9 Feb at 9:50pm Beee wrote:
No, lived there for 21 years plus, moved away, for relocation would move back if I had the chance,
On Sat 9 Feb at 9:53pm local2 wrote:
Said no one ever^
On Sat 9 Feb at 9:54pm Green Sleeves wrote:
It may have a whiff of the cured ham.
On Sat 9 Feb at 10:00pm Beee wrote:
In response to the thumbs down I received, thanks very much, perhaps you ought to realise some people actually would , sorry if this goes against the norm, but hey ho
On Sat 9 Feb at 10:03pm LandportNewbie wrote:
It’s really quite a scary prospect to move somewhere with such awful tales...I have young children and would hate to put them in a situation where I don’t feel safe or have to continuously look over my shoulder.
I’ve heard of car vandalism, bins being set on fire, glass being smashed everywhere, houses being egged.
Is this a minority or is it something quite prevalent?
On Sat 9 Feb at 10:36pm Hyena wrote:
@Greensleeves, I’ve sussed you , you’re Emily Thornberry.
On Sun 10 Feb at 10:01am Hello wrote:
Good call Hyena - he/she/it does seem to be something of a snob
On Sun 10 Feb at 11:52am Metatron wrote:
Green Sleeves has probably never even stepped foot into Landport.
On Sun 10 Feb at 12:08pm Hello wrote:
@Metatron - I did see someone close to my house tripping along with a small dog on a long lead and holding his nose - it may have been him ( if he is a he)
On Sun 10 Feb at 12:09pm Green Sleeves wrote:
lol @ Hyena, Hello and Metatron - you're very easily triggered.
But yea, I don't know what or where Landport even is. I was just seeing how easy it is to wind people up with just a few select words. Remarkably easy by the looks of it.
On Sun 10 Feb at 12:33pm Hyena wrote:
Saying ‘yea’ is guaranteed to wind me up. So one word will do.
On Sun 10 Feb at 12:48pm Hello wrote:
Makes nasty snobby remark to see "how easy it is to wind people up."
On Sun 10 Feb at 2:16pm stig of the dump wrote:
As per all estates, there are good and bad. The houses in Landport are sold and there are some good people there. I brought my 3 kids up there and they've all turned into pretty good adults. There are a few idiots, a few boy racers, a few slobs who have no respect and a few chavs who walk round with their Staffi off the lead and let it **** everywhere.....but so does Malling, Neville and Winterbourne. Don't let the snobs put you off, there will always be an element of people in this town who are so far up themselves that they will look down their noses at everyone. Good luck, you'll be very happy in Landport.
On Sun 10 Feb at 2:17pm stig of the dump wrote:
Houses in Landport are SOLID....not SOLD as per last post.
On Sun 10 Feb at 2:53pm Drift away wrote:
You only get one life, personally I’d rather spend it away from such a rat infested sh*thole. And let’s be honest, inbred is a big problem in landport all families are related one way or another.
On Sun 10 Feb at 3:27pm stig of the dump wrote:
You see, there are some seriously nasty trolls on here as "Drift Away" has just shown.This forum is probably not the best place to ask about living in areas as you'll always get knuckle draggers as above.
WEBBO. you could really have a decent forum here if you could be bothered to wed out the idiots. Wouldn't take much.
On Sun 10 Feb at 4:04pm Hello wrote:
Weed out the idiots and there wouldn't be a forum. Hardly anyone posts on here anyway
On Sun 10 Feb at 4:08pm Drift away wrote:
Said stig from landport
The irony is strong.
On Sun 10 Feb at 4:45pm Metatron wrote:
Green sleeves, wow such jolly japes, you really are a cad.
Perhaps ask your Mum if you can go out and kick a football round the rec once you've finished your homework or will the big boys be there and think you're a prat like everyone else?
On Sun 10 Feb at 6:32pm Green Sleeves wrote:
@metamoron, seems I touched a nerve.
On Sun 10 Feb at 7:09pm Hello wrote:
Hardly "touched a nerve."
More a case of you making a snidey snobby comment about something you later claim to not know where or what it is. Then trying to wriggle out of it.
Can I call you Emily?
On Sun 10 Feb at 7:41pm Metatron wrote:
Greensleeves, yes you have touched a nerve. I have no time for condensing idiotic trolls, however you abviously have an interlect.
I suggest you go to Landport and spend a few hours in th Tally Ho.
You my get to actually understand the people you seem to consider your inferiors for having the whiff of Gammon.
On Sun 10 Feb at 7:53pm LandportNewbie wrote:
Blimey, I didn’t expect a reaction such as this...just wanted an honest insiders opinion on the area, as I’ve read some awful horror stories and wouldn’t want to bring children to an area I do not feel safe.
Many thanks in advance
On Sun 10 Feb at 9:20pm Green Sleeves wrote:
Will Hamid Barr be waiting for me in the "tally ho"?
On Mon 11 Feb at 11:29am Fearing Gale wrote:
I understand that Hamid might live in a nice 2 up 2 down very near by,
On Mon 11 Feb at 3:10pm Blatant Liar wrote:
Let’s be brutally honest
Not many people have much of a choice where they live, they live where they can afford too.
So if you’re planning on moving to Landport your choices are somewhat limited.
I grew up there but I wouldn’t return by choice. Malling is just as bad though I met someone once that actually liked it !!!
Landport has the cheapest houses in Lewes so maybe that tells something. Ignore those that say it’s no worse than anywhere else because it is
If you like dog sh*t litter, anti social behaviour and living with retards you’ll love it
On Mon 11 Feb at 9:21pm Mark wrote:
"Condensing idiotic trolls", says Metatron. In a stylee of J'accuse Greensleeves!! That's the highlight of the Lewes Forum this week, for me. I might bow out like Clifford.
On Mon 11 Feb at 9:30pm Metatron wrote:
The difference is Clifford is going to be missed.
On Mon 11 Feb at 10:02pm Metatron wrote:
Mark that was personal and I apologise.
On Mon 11 Feb at 10:36pm Mark wrote:
We're all sad about the forum becoming naff, Metatron.
On Wed 13 Feb at 9:50pm Local wrote:
Nowhere in Lewes is "bad". Get over yourselves
On Thu 14 Feb at 9:16am Drift away wrote:
Local. I suggest you check your surroundings. The history of landport doesn’t lie. It’s a dumb just like ousedale
On Thu 14 Feb at 9:38am Drift away wrote:
On Thu 14 Feb at 1:44pm Daz wrote:
Troll's everywhere! Not on Landport, but in this forum.
You cannot expect to get an unbiased answer from anonymous idiots who hide behind their keyboards, because they are unable to communicate any other way.
Ignore everything that has been said, go to Landport and have a look for yourselves. Speak to the people who live there, go to the local shop and talk to real residents about real facts.