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I order rake a curious joke on a theme
 
 
On 7 Feb 2009 at 6:31pm miliomo wrote:
Q. How do you make your girlfriend scream while having sex? - A. Call her and tell her.
 
 
On 7 Feb 2009 at 7:14pm me wrote:
2 men sitting in a bar. 1 turns to the other and says " I really don't know what women see in fred?" "He just sits at the bar all day drinking and licking his eyebrows"
 
 
On 7 Feb 2009 at 8:32pm Ivan Ellvanich wrote:
Bloke on a bus. Young blonde starts breastfeeding her baby, with difficulty: "come on eat up or I'll give it to that man over there."
10 minutes later shes still trying to feed the baby and having trouble: "come on or mummy will give it to that man over there."
The bloke leans across: "For gods sake missus, will you make your mind up, I should've got off 3 stops ago..!"
 
 
On 10 Feb 2009 at 8:55pm Pearlie wrote:
Man goes into a doctors he says 'Doctor, I think I'm a moth.' Doctor says 'That's ridiculous man', he says, 'you don't need a doctor, you need a psychiatrist, you've got a mental condition, you need to get help,' . He says 'I know Doctor, I'm seeing a psychiatrist once a week. 'What on earth are you doing here then? said the doctor. Your light was on...


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