Lewes Forum thread

Go on, tell 'em what you think

Lewes Forum New message

I order rake a curious joke on a theme
 
 
On 7 Feb 2009 at 6:31pm miliomo wrote:
Q. How do you make your girlfriend scream while having sex? - A. Call her and tell her.
 
 
On 7 Feb 2009 at 7:14pm me wrote:
2 men sitting in a bar. 1 turns to the other and says " I really don't know what women see in fred?" "He just sits at the bar all day drinking and licking his eyebrows"
 
 
On 7 Feb 2009 at 8:32pm Ivan Ellvanich wrote:
Bloke on a bus. Young blonde starts breastfeeding her baby, with difficulty: "come on eat up or I'll give it to that man over there."
10 minutes later shes still trying to feed the baby and having trouble: "come on or mummy will give it to that man over there."
The bloke leans across: "For gods sake missus, will you make your mind up, I should've got off 3 stops ago..!"
 
 
On 10 Feb 2009 at 8:55pm Pearlie wrote:
Man goes into a doctors he says 'Doctor, I think I'm a moth.' Doctor says 'That's ridiculous man', he says, 'you don't need a doctor, you need a psychiatrist, you've got a mental condition, you need to get help,' . He says 'I know Doctor, I'm seeing a psychiatrist once a week. 'What on earth are you doing here then? said the doctor. Your light was on...


33 posts left

Your response


You must now log in (or register) to post
Click here to add a link »
Smile
Smile Wink Sad Confused Kiss Favourite Fishing Devil Cool

terms

Post response

Lewes Forum

The Electrical Life of Louis Wain 12A @ Depot cinema
The Electrical Life of Louis Wain 12A
The Electrical Life of Louis Wain 12A @ Depot cinema
The Electrical Life of Louis Wain 12A
The Electrical Life of Louis Wain 12A @ Depot cinema
The Electrical Life of Louis Wain 12A
The Electrical Life of Louis Wain 12A @ Depot cinema
The Electrical Life of Louis Wain 12A
The Electrical Life of Louis Wain 12A @ Depot cinema
The Electrical Life of Louis Wain 12A
The Electrical Life of Louis Wain 12A @ Depot cinema
The Electrical Life of Louis Wain 12A
The Electrical Life of Louis Wain 12A @ Depot cinema
The Electrical Life of Louis Wain 12A
The Electrical Life of Louis Wain 12A @ Depot cinema
The Electrical Life of Louis Wain 12A
The Electrical Life of Louis Wain 12A @ Depot cinema
The Electrical Life of Louis Wain 12A
The Electrical Life of Louis Wain 12A @ Depot cinema
The Electrical Life of Louis Wain 12A
Licorice Pizza 15 @ Depot cinema
Licorice Pizza 15
Licorice Pizza 15 @ Depot cinema
Licorice Pizza 15
Licorice Pizza 15 @ Depot cinema
Licorice Pizza 15
Licorice Pizza 15 @ Depot cinema
Licorice Pizza 15
Licorice Pizza 15 @ Depot cinema
Licorice Pizza 15
Licorice Pizza 15 @ Depot cinema
Licorice Pizza 15
Licorice Pizza 15 @ Depot cinema
Licorice Pizza 15
Licorice Pizza 15 @ Depot cinema
Licorice Pizza 15
The Tragedy of Macbeth 15 @ Depot cinema
The Tragedy of Macbeth 15
The Tragedy of Macbeth 15 @ Depot cinema
The Tragedy of Macbeth 15
The Tragedy of Macbeth 15 @ Depot cinema
The Tragedy of Macbeth 15
The Tragedy of Macbeth 15 @ Depot cinema
The Tragedy of Macbeth 15
The Tragedy of Macbeth 15 @ Depot cinema
The Tragedy of Macbeth 15
The Tragedy of Macbeth 15 @ Depot cinema
The Tragedy of Macbeth 15
The Tragedy of Macbeth 15 @ Depot cinema
The Tragedy of Macbeth 15
The Tragedy of Macbeth 15 @ Depot cinema
The Tragedy of Macbeth 15
Cow 12A @ Depot cinema
Cow 12A
Cow 12A @ Depot cinema
Cow 12A
Cow 12A @ Depot cinema
Cow 12A
Cow 12A @ Depot cinema
Cow 12A
Cow 12A @ Depot cinema
Cow 12A
Ascension 15 @ Depot cinema
Ascension 15
Ascension 15 @ Depot cinema
Ascension 15
Ascension 15 @ Depot cinema
Ascension 15
Munich The Edge of War 12A @ Depot cinema
Munich The Edge of War 12A
Munich The Edge of War 12A @ Depot cinema
Munich The Edge of War 12A
Munich The Edge of War 12A @ Depot cinema
Munich The Edge of War 12A
Munich The Edge of War 12A @ Depot cinema
Munich The Edge of War 12A
Munich The Edge of War 12A @ Depot cinema
Munich The Edge of War 12A
Munich The Edge of War 12A @ Depot cinema
Munich The Edge of War 12A
In the Heat of the Night 12A @ Depot cinema
In the Heat of the Night 12A
ROH Tosca 12A @ Depot cinema
ROH Tosca 12A
The Lord Of The Rings The Return Of The King Extended Edition 12A @ Depot cinema
The Lord Of The Rings The Return Of The King Extended Edition 12A
Lewes History Group: Research Talk -The Anglo-Saxons - The beginnings of England @ Other venue
Lewes History Group: Research Talk -The Anglo-Saxons - The beginnings of England
Protecting Lewes's Precious Groundwater – Friends of Lewes talk @ Other venue
Protecting Lewes

 

Lewes Station Sunset 81:132
Lewes Station Sunset

WHAT'S ON
Add your Event
LAST POST
So more Labour were against tuition fees but Labour forced it through with Tory assistance while the libdems were helpless, ok.... more
QUOTE OF THE MOMENT
Those who expect to reap the blessings of freedom must, like men, undergo the fatigue of supporting it.
Thomas Paine
LEWES JOBS

Job search


Advertise a Job
for £10
Upload your CV