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On 13 Sep 2006 at 8:51am Davor wrote:
I now live in yor beutiful town to do yor build work but i still need women. Any of you ladies want hansome Pole, come to under malling flyover and bang on door of van parked here at nite. if you want me to make Polish delicacy please bring one pigs brain five turnips and two litres on antifreeze. then i wine and dine you first.
 
 
On 13 Sep 2006 at 4:30pm granny wrote:
sounds good davor cant wait to meet you. love granny(97) years young
 
 
On 13 Sep 2006 at 4:58pm Davor wrote:
You come to nite yes please.
 
 
On 13 Sep 2006 at 10:30pm expat wrote:
I'm coming over from the other side in a couple of weeks, will you still be there Davor, and should I bring my own knife and fork?
 
 
On 14 Sep 2006 at 8:43am Davor wrote:
when you say you are on other side do you mean you like the girlies?
 
 
On 14 Sep 2006 at 8:43am Davor wrote:
when you say you are on other side do you mean you like the girlies?
 
 
On 14 Sep 2006 at 10:35am expat wrote:
I don't understand Davor. Explain.
 
 
On 14 Sep 2006 at 6:22pm granny wrote:
could not find you davor what color is your shed ops i mean your van will keep looking but the pigs brains are getting a bit smelly, still that will add to the flavor wont it.
 
 
On 15 Sep 2006 at 8:46am Davor wrote:
Please you come back granny and be quick. my 17 brothers are on way from Danzig so maybe no room for you in van wen they come.
Good people of lewes, I fix your boiler only 20 pounds cash please.
 
 
On 15 Sep 2006 at 10:17pm Mark rolfe wrote:
Davor chav could probaly do you a good deal on vodka,you like?
 
 
On 16 Sep 2006 at 5:16pm Davor wrote:
Yes please mr chav i trade you 25 litres paint thinner and i repoint your house for one pack of your stripy vodka. Deal? yes please mr chav you come around tonight. Please tell me where is Polish fishermans misson in lewes? I soon run out of turnip soup.
 
 
On 18 Sep 2006 at 8:38pm chav wrote:
Keep your grubby mitts off my love juice or your get a size 10 right up your Polacks
 
 
On 18 Sep 2006 at 11:49pm Davor wrote:
You drive hard bargan mr chav.Ok in addition to above I make your mother very happy. Deal?
 
 
On 19 Sep 2006 at 8:45pm chav wrote:
You'll have to join the queue son. Anyway, she's with some bloke who moved to Seaford.
 
 
On 20 Sep 2006 at 3:16am expat wrote:
Does she have a zimmer frame too?


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