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On 22 May 2009 at 7:55pm Northern bigot wrote:
A political story, While out canvassing, a man answered the door, bearded and smoking a pipe, he also was wearing a wig, dress and high heels!
Pretending not to notice one of the canvassers asked him "Are you a Conservative? He thought for a moment then replied "Come to think of it im not sure what iam!

What happened to the Avon Lady?
Max Factor!
 
 
On 22 May 2009 at 9:12pm GraveDancer wrote:
Gordon Brown walked into a pub with a toad on his head.
The barman asked "What the hell is that?"
The toad said "I dunno? It started as a wart on my arse and it just grew!"
 
 
On 22 May 2009 at 9:27pm Form 5 C. wrote:
Two eggs boiling in a pan, one male and one female.
The female egg says "Look, I've got a crack"
"No good telling me" replies the male egg "I'm not hard yet"
 
 
On 23 May 2009 at 12:11pm Tommy Cooper wrote:
I went to buy a watch, and the man in the shop said "Analogue." I said
"No, just a watch."
I went into a shop and I said, "Can someone sell me a kettle." The
bloke said "Kenwood" I said, "Where is he then?"
My mate is in love with two schoolbags. He's bisatchel.


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