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On 9 Jul 2010 at 10:32pm Down and Out wrote:
- I've had an awful week. I couldn't afford to pay my exorcist and now I've been repossessed.

- You've got to hand it to Emile Heskey: disastrous World Cup, but he comes straight home, pops a frock on and wins the Women's title at Wimbledon.
 
 
On 9 Jul 2010 at 11:12pm jonnyboy wrote:
A dyslexic friend of mine has been arrested at the World Cup for attempting
to blow a Zulu's vulva
 
 
On 11 Jul 2010 at 3:59pm Northern Bigot wrote:
I was in bed with the missus and she said" Youre taking youre time", and i said" yes i cant think of anybody!"


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