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Friday again...

 
 
On 7 Nov 2008 at 12:42am Barn Accle wrote:
well me old cockles sorry to muscle in on your gag not as razor-sharp as some of you but I won't clam up this week I'll winkle out a few puns just to show I'm not shellfish but please don't say oy-ster you up with this
 
 
On 7 Nov 2008 at 12:52am Geoff wrote:
Random seafood puns? Cod help us. what fresh shell is this?
 
 
On 7 Nov 2008 at 5:32am ooh me nurembergs are givin me jip wrote:
Is it Lobster?
 
 
On 7 Nov 2008 at 6:03am FA wrote:
No...eel be on here later
 
 
On 7 Nov 2008 at 8:20am lauren wrote:
I baite he will and he batter be good .
 
 
On 7 Nov 2008 at 7:23pm Arthur Broomhead wrote:
I'm no dab hand at fish puns - a bit of a shrimpleton you could say
 
 
On 7 Nov 2008 at 11:38pm Smelly finger wrote:
As a dyslexic, I think you are talking a load of carp. This is not the plaice I want to be. I 'm going to get on my pike and peddle outta here.
 
 
On 8 Nov 2008 at 1:54am Capn Birdseye wrote:
This thread was a limpetscuse for a topic anyray.


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