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Friday Joke Thread

On 15 Jan 2010 at 3:39pm SAR wrote:

Two atoms are walking down the street and they run in to each other. One says to the other, "Are you all right?" "No, I lost an electron!" "Are you sure?" "Yeah, I'm positive!"

On 15 Jan 2010 at 4:34pm Sean wrote:

Peter Robinson goes to optician complaining about a watery eye since March. Optician looks at it and says " I know what's wrong, there's been something stuck in your iris ".

On 15 Jan 2010 at 5:36pm Chav wrote:

A rascist joke

Got this sent to me on me fone. Larffed me head off

On 15 Jan 2010 at 10:13pm Racist crap wrote:

Please remove the above joke which is simply racism of the worst kind.

On 16 Jan 2010 at 12:36am Winston Ubogu wrote:

Yeah but well funny though

On 16 Jan 2010 at 7:49am Sherlock wrote:

There are some contemptible people in this town.

On 16 Jan 2010 at 7:58am spongebob wrote:

I have just been invited to Liverpool FC's end of season party.....it's next week.
Boom-tish

On 16 Jan 2010 at 10:07am I thought... wrote:

That was very funny Chav and I'm not racist, some people need to get a grip!!

On 16 Jan 2010 at 10:45am TDA wrote:

Horrible people. Obviously over 50 and/or never left Sussex.

On 16 Jan 2010 at 11:31am Sam Smap wrote:

another popular one "overseas" goes like this. A suicide bomber blows himself up next to the leader of the BMP, Nick Griffin and by accident ends up at the pearly gates. He rings the bell and St Peter arrives, looks at him, turns around and shouts back into heaven "did anyone order a mini-cab?" ......funny enough?

On 16 Jan 2010 at 2:38pm Funny Enough wrote:

Yes it was.
Chav, I Thought... and the jawdroppingly named, "Winston Ubogu" need to get some black friends (any grown up friends) to explain to them why jokes about black people and jungles died out in the 1970's along with the general use of the word 'nigger' I challenge them to tell that "joke" to a bunch of black people in a comedy club.