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Friday 13th Joke Thread

On 13 Mar 2009 at 5:14pm Spinster Of This Parish (on behalf of) wrote:

Q: What do you do on Friday the 13th in Kentucky?
A: Have sex with your sister.
On 13 Mar 2009 at 5:21pm Ed Can Do wrote:
Good news. Following the shootings in Germany there will be 16 free sunbeds this summer.
On 13 Mar 2009 at 5:32pm Peed off wrote:
Nice. shame it wasn't your kids that were shot so we can take the piss out of you
On 13 Mar 2009 at 5:38pm Hans Schwanz wrote:
P, the politically correct thread is on Tuesdays, except Wednesday to Sunday and Monday. I recommend you reserve a place as it will be awfully busy.
On 13 Mar 2009 at 5:50pm Ed Can Do wrote:
I'll have you know my son died in a concentration camp during the war.
He fell off a guard tower.
On 13 Mar 2009 at 6:05pm Witzelsucht wrote:
A minister decided that a visual demonstration would add emphasis to his Sunday sermon.
Four worms were placed into four separate jars.
The first worm was put into a container of alcohol.
The second worm was put into a container of cigarette smoke.
The third worm was put into a container of chocolate syrup.
The fourth worm was put into a container of good clean soil.
At the conclusion of the sermon, the Minister reported the following results:
The first worm in alcohol - Dead.
The second worm in cigarette smoke - Dead
Third worm in chocolate syrup - Dead
Fourth worm in good clean soil - Alive.

So the Minister asked the congregation -
What did you learn from this demonstration?
Maxine was sitting in the back, quickly raised her hand and said,
'As long as you drink, smoke and eat chocolate, you won't have worms!'
On 13 Mar 2009 at 6:36pm yawn wrote:
Ed Can Do. I thought your joke was mildly amusing, but you need to understand the difference between what you think is funny, and what someone else might reasonably think isn't. A public forum isn't necessarily the best place for a joke about 16 people who were mudered on Wednesday in a terrifying attack in local school. The good old concentration camp tower joke is funny to me, as there is a bot more distance, but maybe not one to tell at the Knesset.
On 13 Mar 2009 at 6:57pm Yawn Yawn wrote:
Ed can do, i thought your joke was extremely sick and bang out of order. why don't you disappear to some Nazi fotum.
On 13 Mar 2009 at 7:30pm yawn wrote:
Ed Can Do can't go to a nazi forum because he is laughing about one of their kind falling off a tower. It's the gas chamber for him, and me, I'm afraid.
On 13 Mar 2009 at 10:33pm Grim wrote:
People try to have a bit of humour, maybe you don't think it's funny, I'm sure it's not meant in malice so why can't you just let people be a little un 'PC' for gods sake what it happening to this country!!!!!
On 14 Mar 2009 at 12:27am worm lover wrote:
What about the worms 3 worms murdered in a church of all places but nobody thinks of them do they? .well at least Jade Goody is not on the list this week. (yet) or have I spoken too soon.
Come on folks lighten up a bit
On 14 Mar 2009 at 9:11am Barnyard Manning wrote:
most of our humour is based on quick responses to global disasters and personal tragedies - get a life - learn to laugh else you'll disappear up your own "Jonathan King-piece"
On 14 Mar 2009 at 12:36pm Chesire Cat wrote:
Ed, I'm German and I laughed about the sunbeds.
On 23 Mar 2009 at 4:57pm Grimley wrote:
New film out this week: A wedding, 4 weeks and a funeral!
On 27 Mar 2009 at 1:55pm I vill ask the questions. wrote:
I went to the docs the other day with a lettuce sticking out my bum. The doc said dear oh dear this is the tip of an iceburg.

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