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Fresh from the W Sussex Times.......

 
 
On 3 Oct 2008 at 12:08am Spinster Of This Parish wrote:
A CLAMPER claimed he was threatened with a baseball bat by a furious driver.
The clamper called police to Eastgate Wharf, Lewes, after clamping a car near Waitrose supermarket.
He told police the driver had threatened to hit him with the bat when he found his car had been clamped.
A Lewes man was arrested on suspicion of breaching public order and possession of an offensive weapon.
He was taken to Eastbourne Custody Centre when he was interviewed and released on police bail.
 
 
On 3 Oct 2008 at 12:34am chav wrote:
APPEAL EVERY TICKET? Try and appeal that f****r! I got 9 weeks for telling the copper his face resembled my arse. Good luck
 
 
On 3 Oct 2008 at 5:47am Bent Copper wrote:
Chav - I DO know you!!!
A E T
 
 
On 3 Oct 2008 at 8:22am Chav wrote:
Well don't expect promotion for that bit of detective work pc plop, most old bill in Sussex know me. Why don't you have a go at nicking wine. Show your bosses how its done.
 
 
On 3 Oct 2008 at 8:47am MC wrote:
> I got 9 weeks for telling the copper his face resembled my arse.
Odd. You think he'd have taken it as a compliment.
 
 
On 4 Oct 2008 at 8:48am Lewesianne wrote:
Why cant i post?
 
 
On 4 Oct 2008 at 9:05am Spinster Of This Parish wrote:
You can!
 
 
On 4 Oct 2008 at 12:10pm Lewesianne wrote:
I had trouble earlier! Chav, why dont you ever go in the chat room? Cant you type very fast? And... are you coming out next saturday?
 
 
On 4 Oct 2008 at 12:49pm Chav wrote:
1st you taunt me, then you ask me out. What am I supposed to think? Tell you what, lets have a quiet night in. I'll supply some cans of Stella and you bring the stripey vodka. I've still got some happy shopper cola for a mixer. It should be ok, the lid's only been off since Tuesday. You can teach me how to type fast then. if i try noe this happend


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