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On 6 Aug 2008 at 8:17am depraved on account of being deprived wrote:
Can anyone advise me? Last week I read that when asked if they wanted sex first thing in the morning - or a cup of tea, 59% of English women chose the cuppa. This morning, my wife got up extra early and made me a mug of tea. Is this the end of married life as I know it - or just a passing phase? And if so how can I identify those in the minority 41% who are not addicted to tea? And would it be racist if I sought out coffee drinking foreigners?
 
 
On 6 Aug 2008 at 11:23am Taff wrote:
I dont see it as a bias searching for coffee drinkers. Perhaps you need to take the matter in hand depraved? Teehee
 
 
On 6 Aug 2008 at 11:27am Enoch wrote:
Actually, the other 41% don't like tea and would rather drink coffee than have sex!
 
 
On 6 Aug 2008 at 12:38pm depraved wrote:
Oh Enoch, I hope you or wrong. Maybe I should emigrate?
 
 
On 6 Aug 2008 at 9:07pm Spinster Of This Parish wrote:
I don't have any of these problems as I don't drink tea or coffee!
 
 
On 6 Aug 2008 at 9:27pm bubbles wrote:
And a spinster, I hope you don't believe in sex before marriage!
 
 
On 6 Aug 2008 at 9:31pm Spinster Of This Parish wrote:
Nor during!
 
 
On 6 Aug 2008 at 9:32pm juju wrote:
cor, never seem to have time for tea/coffee in bed let alone sex, such is married life with children, no privacy and they always want breakfast or something so dont get to lie in either.
 
 
On 6 Aug 2008 at 11:27pm Dog In A Cape wrote:
The 41% you enquire about lodge at my kennel. Grateful to the the Lewes residents...x
 
 
On 7 Aug 2008 at 9:15am deprived wrote:
Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy discovered the answer to the meaning of life is 42 - not 41. Perhaps there's a mathematical error somewhere?
 
 
On 8 Aug 2008 at 3:56pm Taff wrote:
Anything for the weekend depraved?
Two sugars perhaps.
 
 
On 8 Aug 2008 at 3:57pm Taff wrote:
Anything for the weekend depraved?
Two sugars perhaps


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