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On 15 Sep 2014 at 8:55pm Percy wrote:
Is it the sort of thing that is discussed on here or is this forum too middle class
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On 15 Sep 2014 at 9:19pm Zebedee wrote:
Time for bed said....
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On 16 Sep 2014 at 5:27pm bastian wrote:
farting will always be funny, god help anyone who doesn't find it so-the best thing is, it's one of the few things you can do when you're dead!
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On 16 Sep 2014 at 9:18pm Country Boy wrote:
Apparently, Ladies don't.
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On 16 Sep 2014 at 11:38pm Maggie May wrote:
If you see a bunch of women sat in the corner of the pub having a girlie night out and they all start cackling hysterically.
You can be sure and certain one of them has farted
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On 17 Sep 2014 at 8:20am Fart Machine wrote:
You can make one out of a U shape bit of wire an elastic band and a tap washer
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On 17 Sep 2014 at 10:40am Oh For the Days wrote:
Remember back at school donkeys years ago when we were told at end of final lesson to stand quietly for 5 minutes and of not stay in for 30 minutes.
Someone always farted on approx. 4 minutes 55 seconds
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On 17 Sep 2014 at 2:01pm bastian wrote:
During prayers in the school hall, one lad did one that lasted so long even the teachers couldn't stiffle their laughter. those were the days.
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On 17 Sep 2014 at 2:34pm Old Bloke wrote:
in later years it's the accidental ones that catch you out.
Was walking down Lewes High Street last week, coughed suddenly and let go a short sharp ripper.
Woman behind me looked horrified but then she was one of those slightly weird green type people that infest Lewes
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On 17 Sep 2014 at 2:47pm Flatus warrior wrote:
Bastian - was that at Mountfield road boys grammar ? - if not I recall similar . LOL
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On 17 Sep 2014 at 4:12pm Large Ed wrote:
Was at a Yoga class once really enjoying it when the girl in front let out a loud one.
Ruined my night
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On 18 Sep 2014 at 9:20am bastian wrote:
sorry no, never went to grammer,must just be a common, or deliberate statement in all schools.


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