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On 2 Apr 2017 at 9:06pm Ginny wrote:
Since when has The Gallops been a popular dogging spot? Last night was the third occasion in four months that I have witnessed people getting intimate in their cars. I don't recall this kind of behaviour ever becoming socially acceptable. We must shame them.
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On 2 Apr 2017 at 9:33pm Watcher wrote:
Disgusting. In fact I'm so disgusted I'm going to have to go up there and see it for myself (again)
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On 2 Apr 2017 at 9:50pm Megawhat? wrote:
By gum! Say what? I for one won't stand for this! I shall be up there forthwith in my long overcoat to put a stop to this! What will other readers be wearing on the gallops tonight...?
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On 2 Apr 2017 at 10:19pm Pervy Pete wrote:
I'll add this to my list
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On 3 Apr 2017 at 5:32am Pervy McPerveface wrote:
Exactly where in the Gallops?
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On 3 Apr 2017 at 8:21am Long John wrote:
I haven't got a car. Can you just turn up?
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On 3 Apr 2017 at 10:01am Geoff Paddle wrote:
I'll be there if there is a chance of a free wee growler!
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On 3 Apr 2017 at 11:54am At it Again wrote:
Mmmm. Fap.Fap.Fap.
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On 3 Apr 2017 at 4:16pm Smirk wrote:
It's advertised on the net on a certain website. According to the site Next meets are 14th April and 28th April. Some pictures on there too.
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On 3 Apr 2017 at 5:06pm Ginny wrote:
This forum is getting pretty tedious. I understand things don't have to be serious all of the time but these aren't the responses I had hoped for. I have even spoken to the council about this but they didn't take me seriously either. After 54 years in this town, perhaps it's time to leave.
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On 3 Apr 2017 at 8:44pm Council Official @Ginny wrote:
Dear Ginny,
On behalf of Lewes District Council, I would like to personally assure you that we do take this issue extremely serious.
These are very serious allegations and if they hold any truth, I shall definitely aim to put a stop to this lewd behaviour that blights the good name of our town.
I have taken it upon myself to get to the bottom of these frightful claims and I shall be carrying out some serious research into the matter across the following days.
I feel a little investigative journalism may be in order. I would therefore like to ask a few innocent questions, purely for the purpose of my very serious research you understand. Please see below:
1. Are new members welcome? (N.B. - No pun intended!)
2. I like...that is, I hear the sort who attend these disgusting meetings, like to play around with vegetables, particularly cucumbers. Should I bring one with me? I have ample supply of extra large ones with a particularly wide girth from my allotment that I'm sure would be just the ticket.
3. How about you join me in bringing down these dirty beggars from within, eh Ginny? I suggest you dress up in appropriate attire to avoid suspicion. Do you own anything leather? Satin perhaps?
Yours sincerely,
Cllr. Pervis
Lewis District Council.
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On 3 Apr 2017 at 8:49pm Anonymous wrote:
The rules are simple:
Door closed lights off = leave us alone
Door closed lights on = You can watch
Door open lights on = You can join in
Door open lights off = You can join in but keep your eyes shut
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On 3 Apr 2017 at 11:11pm Quentin Wilson wrote:
I would like to attend next time but please watch where you are aiming and mind my paintwork.
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On 3 Apr 2017 at 11:52pm Ginny wrote:
Well I've actually got several cucumbers growing in the allotment and I'm pretty certain that I've still got the satin frock I wore to my late sisters wedding in the 80's. Up for a rag?
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On 4 Apr 2017 at 12:37am @Ginny wrote:
Corrr, Ginny! You are giving me the right horn!


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