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Dog dirt express letters

On 4 Nov 2007 at 5:06pm Northernbigot wrote:

So Keith Norman sits up until 3am with his distressed wife cleaning dog dirt from his shoes! What time does he take the dog for a walk? Never heard of cleaning them under a running tap? And then calls on the police to look on this issue as "serious" . He claims due to the "unpredictable nature of the occasional heap in the street" its impossible to walk round Lewes without treading in it!!
This letter gets star billing? Their seems to be an obsession with pooches and not just at bonfire time! Still i suppose Keiths a character, like the flamboyant barman in the gardeners with his posh spice hairdo, tight blue cords, white belt, check shirt and tatooed arm!

On 4 Nov 2007 at 5:43pm bright(er) spark wrote:

Your really are a class 1 plonker. it is a fantastic parody of the letter the week before. Indeed, I think he swapped "rookies" for dog dirt and left the rest intact. One up for Mr Norman.

On 4 Nov 2007 at 6:32pm FA wrote:

Agree northerbigot...let's send the old bill out on 24 hour poop patrols....f**k the rapes, burglaries and everything else.

On 4 Nov 2007 at 9:25pm Spinster Of This Parish wrote:

The retaliating letters to the Express next week should prove entertaining - I'm looking forward to it already (along with the usual complaints about fireworks in Lewes letters!)
Talking of letters - did anyone read that hysterical letter to the Express a couple of weeks ago (I think it was by Mr Reader from Framfield), exposing the truth about Heathfield? I nominate that letter as the best so far in 2007.

On 4 Nov 2007 at 9:56pm Northern bigot wrote:

I agree FA , as for brighterspark, Madam, i shall take youre insult as a compliment! Shes good to her mother, she never goes home!

On 8 Nov 2007 at 11:14pm Geoff wrote:

I agree, Keith is a bubo on the a**e of Lewes, waiting to be lanced by satan himself so that the plague infected drivel that he comes out with about dog pooh, drives the whole community mad.
Or am I overstating things a bit? Probably a nice person really, once you get to know him.