On 7 Sep 2014 at 3:11pm shopkeeper wrote:
I'm tempted to carry out a survey of how many unrelated posts here manage to get at least one "local " ( inbred probably ) idiot mentioning DFLs . It's pointless , small minded and only goes to prove how dangerously petty a small number of Lewesians are , stop making Lewes look intolerant , it is generally the opposite .
On 7 Sep 2014 at 4:46pm deliverance wrote:
What does your shop sell?
On 7 Sep 2014 at 5:20pm Wish you were Here wrote:
On 7 Sep 2014 at 5:31pm Duelling Banjos wrote:
Yew got a gumball machine in your shop , mister ?
On 7 Sep 2014 at 5:50pm DFL wrote:
Well you have failed ! Shopkeeper as you mentioned dfl first
On 7 Sep 2014 at 6:32pm shopkeeper wrote:
Deliverance , unfortunately for you my shop doesn't sell banjos or copies of the well read in Lewes guide to the legality of marrying your first cousin . I'm sure you imagine that if I actually had a shop in Lewes that it would sell hairy string , expensive candles and coffee . My shop is in London but I prefer to live in Lewes because A: it's a nice place to live and B : the houses are loads cheaper than similarly nice areas of London .
On 7 Sep 2014 at 8:27pm Petty Dangerous wrote:
If more DFL`s come then B: the houses in Sussex will be even less cheap than London . Carry on with your survey good luck with that
On 8 Sep 2014 at 12:29am Border Control wrote:
Hey Shopkeeper you been sniffing the sherry bottle again ? BTW whats has happened to Mrs Twine ? i miss her !!
On 8 Sep 2014 at 8:59am Hank (not Marvin) wrote:
Hank of hemp ! a cousin of Mrs. Twine . She`s touring Japan at the moment , studying shibare
On 8 Sep 2014 at 10:18am Fred wrote:
I'm a DFL and my house in Lewes cost twice as much as I sold my house in London for so this Shopkeeper may not be all that at maths.
No wonder he's down here - probably avoiding all the customers he's short changed
On 8 Sep 2014 at 12:16pm Penguin wrote:
Well Shopkeeper, Lewes certainly got a bit more intolerant when you moved in. You considers references to DFL's as petty, and made by small minded, intolerant Lewesians, but in the same sentence refer to "local inbred idiots", and then in another post to the "Lewes guide to the legality of marrying your first cousin"
Most people from London are actually fine and perfectly welcome, but I think you have shown yourself to be exactly the kind of pompous idiot that the term DFL was invented for!
On 8 Sep 2014 at 7:55pm shopkeeper wrote:
Penguin .... I'm not DFL I'm actually HFL ( here from lewes ) and boy oh boy you guys on here are so easy to wind up , it's just hilarious watching you all get hot and bothered .
On 8 Sep 2014 at 8:02pm commisioner gordon wrote:
I`ve finished my latihan - would you like me to call the dynamic duo Re: Penguin ?
On 8 Sep 2014 at 10:55pm Another DFL wrote:
shopkeeper wrote: boy oh boy you guys
What are you? American? Or would you like to be one?
On 8 Sep 2014 at 11:31pm Mrs Twine wrote:
This is getting nasty, isn't it, dears? In answer to Border Control I am still enjoying life in my secure unit, and spending my time on my usual range of crafts for the discerning. Yoghurt tea cosies remain a firm favourite with my customers, but I have recently been approached for peanut butter latihan covers. Crocheted of course. I am not quite sure what a latihan is, but will do my best. Can someone send me a picture of a latihan? I do hope it isn't some kind of endangered wild life.
On 8 Sep 2014 at 11:53pm Border Control wrote:
welcome back dear old Mrs Twine !! Are you still painting the string too, i know that keeps you tied up.
On 9 Sep 2014 at 1:13am shopkeeper wrote:
Wish you were here ...got a thumbs up for "LOL" I'd despair if I didn't know they had thumbs upped themselves . actually that does make me despair !
On 9 Sep 2014 at 12:34pm Penguin wrote:
Thing is, Shopkeeper, as I said before, there is no problem with most of the people from London. It's not coming from London per se that annoys a lot of Lewesians, but the attitude that some people have brought with them in recent years. Sounds like you have worked up there too long and have adopted it yourself.
On 9 Sep 2014 at 2:42pm Holy Specsavers Batman wrote:
Should`ve gone there Penguin
On 9 Sep 2014 at 9:16pm Mrs Twine wrote:
Border Control, nice to think I still have some friends on the Forum, though your puns don't get any better! Your dulce di latte balaclava will be ready in a couple of days. Cash preferred.
On 9 Sep 2014 at 11:31pm WTF wrote:
As your hactual Lewes shopkeeper, who is married to a lovely DFL, I appreciate everyone, especially those who spend their earnings from hedgefund/trustafarian/mediatype/luvvy/banking/civil service/crime/alloftheabove, moolah in my shop.