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Council Weed Man / The Pratt Who Shagged Me (Wall)
 
 
On 17 Oct 2008 at 7:22am Gary Headland wrote:
Woke up at 6 this morning to see a scene from 'Austin Powers' outside my house. The Council Weedkiller Man had manouvered his poisonous golf cart buggy thing between a lamppost and my wall. My wall had lost.
One lovely garden wall lying ruined in front of our 89 year old neighbour's front door, and a black bin's worth of rubbish strewn everywhere to boot.
Apparently he was last seen knocking pedestrians off the pavements of Malling hill. He's been seen by various witnesses. I want my wall back.
The police are coming to get you Weedkiller Man.
 
 
On 17 Oct 2008 at 7:28pm Weedkiller Man wrote:
Curses!
I thought I'd got a way with it.
Bloody nosey neighbours!

I never done the flint wall though, never even seen it, mind you I didn't see yours either Gazza!
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On 17 Oct 2008 at 7:52pm Gary H wrote:
Well your boss rang me today with some bad news about your future. Here's hoping the job centre is open on Saturdays... haha!
Bloody Lewes wind-up merchants
 
 
On 22 Oct 2008 at 7:15pm Weedkiller Mans Boss wrote:
Sorry about the wall old chap...
I'll buy you a pint sometime Gaz..hope that covers it
 
 
On 28 Oct 2008 at 10:01am Gary H wrote:
If your wall ever gets knocked over by a deranged, motorized, remorseless - and, frankly, lost - weedkilling man, I know just the team to rebuild it.
Well done to Terry Smith and his gang of brickies from ESCC who've done a great job putting up our wall, even down to matching the old bricks with some nice old reclaimed ones. Even Mabel was happy.
I don't know why you lot are always moaning about the councils...


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