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On 23 Jul 2012 at 7:03am Teacher wrote:
I phoned up a computer shop in Brighton to find out why my windows keep freezing up. They told me to pour warm water over it. Don't try it as it completely nackered my computer.
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On 23 Jul 2012 at 10:22pm The Super K wrote:
I said to my wife.. 'Get me a newspaper'. 'Dont be silly' she replied, 'you can borrow my Ipad'........ That spider never knew what hit it!!!!!!!!!!!
 
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On 24 Jul 2012 at 9:35am Ibll Agtes wrote:
All wiyht. Rho sritched mg kegtops awound?
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On 24 Jul 2012 at 10:30am Redundant Rose wrote:
"The Khasi of Kalabar: May the benevolence of the god Shivoo bring blessings on your house.
Sir Sidney Ruff-Diamond: And on yours.
The Khasi of Kalabar: And may his wisdom bring success in all your undertakings.
Sir Sidney Ruff-Diamond: And in yours.
The Khasi of Kalabar: And may his radiance light up your life.
Sir Sidney Ruff-Diamond: And up yours."
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On 24 Jul 2012 at 11:12am Pervy Pete wrote:
After having sex with Cheryl Cole I have made 2 conclusions.
1. She is not very good.
2. The staff at Madame Tussauds are miserable gits.
 
 
On 25 Jul 2012 at 7:55am Teacher wrote:
When I was born God gave me two choices, an enlarged manhood or a good memory. The trouble is I have forgotten which one I asked for.


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