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Compulsory Englishness.
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On 25 Feb 2017 at 10:38am Alt Right Ethelbeohrt. wrote:
In the spirit of the dawning of the new age of English nationalism ,should we make archery practice,quarter staff fighting , and Morris dancing compulsory in all our English schools? Should we ban all foreign and naughty speech in our realm? Should we reintroduce Wodenism ?
 
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On 25 Feb 2017 at 1:13pm Winston Groovy wrote:
Raass Claatt!
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On 25 Feb 2017 at 2:52pm Fairmeadow wrote:
The risk assessments necessary for training in archery and quarter staff fighting would be a strong disincentive. Morris dancing is already compulsory for real Lewesians, isn't it?
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On 25 Feb 2017 at 3:53pm Douglas wrote:
Yes and we should all have a black Labrador and call him n1gger
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On 25 Feb 2017 at 5:55pm Sussex Jim wrote:
An ancient law that has never been recinded states that every able-bodied Englishman must practice his archery skills at least every four weeks; in order to be able to fight for his King and country.
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On 25 Feb 2017 at 6:46pm Lord Snooty wrote:
@Alt Right - before we worry about archery, you should ask your teachers how to use commas and spaces.
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On 25 Feb 2017 at 9:13pm Horseman7 wrote:
Until fairly recently it was a requirement for all hackney cabs to carry a bale of hay.
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On 26 Feb 2017 at 6:24pm Clifford wrote:
And of course everyone will have to say 'elf n safety' and 'political correctness gone mad'.
 
 
On 27 Feb 2017 at 10:17am Sussex Rimjob wrote:
Popular misconception that one Jim and sadly, completely untrue.

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On 28 Feb 2017 at 8:48am Belladonna wrote:
Alt Right, are you Paul Newman trying to be funny?


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