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Cofee shop

On 16 Oct 2018 at 1:59pm Jan wrote:

I want open cofee shop how much will it cost? Help advice needed.

On 16 Oct 2018 at 2:40pm Mary Portas wrote:

85 pence.

On 16 Oct 2018 at 2:44pm Mary Portacabin wrote:

Nothing more than a handful of beans.

On 16 Oct 2018 at 2:53pm Jan wrote:

Sensible advice please

On 16 Oct 2018 at 4:01pm Guy wrote:

@Jan, you are trolling I presume as you don't appear to be able to spell the word coffee let alone have any idea about how to run a business like this?

On 16 Oct 2018 at 4:05pm Bean wrote:

There�s 2 f�s in coffee and too many f�in coffee shops in town. Hope that�s sensible enough?

On 16 Oct 2018 at 5:20pm Sean wrote:

You're a chosen man, Bean.

On 16 Oct 2018 at 8:39pm Jen wrote:

Jan is a witless troll.

On 16 Oct 2018 at 9:02pm Tile wrote:

But is he Kosher ?

On 16 Oct 2018 at 9:57pm Jan wrote:

No help really here is their!

On 17 Oct 2018 at 2:08am Lucifer wrote:

The reason there's no help man is because there are to many Barclays bankers on lewe s forum. Good luck

On 17 Oct 2018 at 5:46am Mary Poppins wrote:

A spoonful of sugar will help....

On 17 Oct 2018 at 8:31am Satan wrote:

It�s just such a ridiculously unqualified question that it�s impossible to answer.
Variables include :-
Location
Buy or rent
Business rates
Fit out costs
Number of staff
Franchise or single operation
Stocking cost
Etc, etc
But then if you knew those you�d know the answer to your question.

On 17 Oct 2018 at 8:35am @Satan wrote:

Are you playing devils advocate here?.

On 17 Oct 2018 at 10:33am Pedant wrote:

Jan thinks he is clever/funny and is only after attention. Why not just ignore his posts, as I plan to do.

On 17 Oct 2018 at 12:15pm Jan wrote:

Bacon!!

On 17 Oct 2018 at 3:32pm Jan wrote:

Thank you Satan for your help want rent

On 17 Oct 2018 at 4:52pm Mark wrote:

But Jan do remember that you'll also need to decide how much you are going to charge for a cup of coffee. I think that Satan forgot about that.

On 17 Oct 2018 at 5:24pm Elsie wrote:

Do people on this forum honestly believe that Jan and indeed Jennifer are real people !!!! You must be being scammed left , right and Chelsea in the real world . It's sooo boring honestly. There is nothing worse than someone who thinks they are being clever and funny . This forum used to be good , but now it's mainly kids trying to get their jollies .