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Cliff not Cliffe!

On 31 Aug 2010 at 4:14pm Northern bigot wrote:
Im sorry but i cannot believe Sir Cliff (70s the new 50) really looks like the calendar photographs appearing in today and yesterdays papers. Either hes had more work done on the quiet than the forth rail bridge,or hes been digitally enhanced? What about other celebs, Joan Rivers will be shaving soon, shes had so many facelifts. I wonder what Cliff would do, if he ever met a devil woman?
On 31 Aug 2010 at 4:49pm williamdyer wrote:
Sir Cliff is proof that bathing in virgin's blood on a thrice daily basis is effective defence against aging. I believe he has emptied several Caribbean islands in this way, and it also explains why he can't tour Scot'and.
On 31 Aug 2010 at 7:16pm Northern Bigot wrote:
Scotland has a virgin! Susan Boyle!

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Well it looks as if I can jet off soon , none of the loud mouths with nothing behind them have anything to say, all piss and wind... more
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