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Churchill's dentures

On 28 Jul 2010 at 6:26pm Clifford wrote:
I see Winston Churchill's dentures are being auctioned. Wouldn't it be nice if Hitler's missing testicle turned up and you could get the WW2 set?
On 28 Jul 2010 at 7:13pm Brixtonbelle wrote:
What about adding in Napoleon's arm, Nelson's eye and Abu Hanza's hand ?
On 28 Jul 2010 at 7:21pm Clifford wrote:
Full house.

PS - Did Napoleon lose an arm?
On 28 Jul 2010 at 10:14pm Old Cynic wrote:
I think you mean Nelson's arm (and eye of course)
Napoleon was just short and bald!
On 29 Jul 2010 at 12:10am Brixtonbelle wrote:
yes you're right - Nelson's arm and eye.
And then of course there's Van Gogh's ear to add to the mix.
On 29 Jul 2010 at 9:30am sashimi wrote:
The Earl of Uxbridge lost his leg at the Battle of Waterloo. He turned to the Duke of Wellington and said: "By God, sir, I've lost my leg!" ? to which Wellington replied, "By God, sir, so you have!" The leg was then buried in the Waterloo garden of Hyacinthe Joseph-Marie Paris (a man). Maybe this too could be acquired for the Lewes Museum of Discarded Body Parts?
On 29 Jul 2010 at 9:35am 'ere be monsters wrote:
Nelson didn't lose an eye, only the use of it. he didn't even wear an eye patch.
Idi Amin's charm and wit?
On 29 Jul 2010 at 12:14pm TAFKAPS wrote:
Maggie Thatchers charm? David Camerons substance? Nick Cleggs role?
On 29 Jul 2010 at 12:24pm kevsy wrote:
Norman Bakers backbone
On 29 Jul 2010 at 12:35pm Clifford wrote:
Tom Paine's bones.
On 29 Jul 2010 at 12:46pm Sam Spam wrote:
sooty's voice!....
On 29 Jul 2010 at 2:53pm Annette Curtin-Twitcher wrote:
Tony Blair's conscience?
On 29 Jul 2010 at 3:01pm Down and Out wrote:
The Pope's child protection policy?
On 29 Jul 2010 at 3:31pm Brixtonbelle wrote:
Mother Teresa's habit
On 29 Jul 2010 at 4:05pm Misery wrote:
Gordon Brown's Grin. (You may remember him)
On 29 Jul 2010 at 4:17pm Kevsy wrote:
Tony Hayward's holiday plans
On 29 Jul 2010 at 4:41pm Clifford wrote:
Bill's tables and chairs.
On 30 Jul 2010 at 1:54pm Old Cynic wrote:
Lewesian tolerance

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