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Christmas Greetings to all from Mrs Twine
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On 7 Dec 2011 at 5:55pm Herbert Twine (hubby) wrote:
My missus has asked me to pass on festive greetings. She is still in her parallel universe unsuccessfully trying to create a new router, so is incommunicado and may not be back for the foreseeable future. She left me a large supply of Quark in the fridge, but I have searched in the loft and have discovered where I hid my old frying pan, and it has been put to good use. I am a happy man! Every meal a fry-up, and the Quark is quietly growing hairs in the fridge. Must remember to throw it out before she gets back, and hide the frying pan for future use. Don't tell! But if anyone has any good frying pan recipes, please let me know. Now to open a bottle..
 
 
On 7 Dec 2011 at 7:33pm Farm boy wrote:
Strangeness and charm. It's quorn right?
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On 7 Dec 2011 at 8:58pm Herbert Twine (hubby) wrote:
No, Farm Boy, it's Quark. Look on the cheese shelves if you're feeling brave.
 
 
On 8 Dec 2011 at 8:06pm U.Reeka wrote:
Quark?Yum! Very neutrinoish!
 
 
On 9 Dec 2011 at 5:38pm brixtonbelle wrote:
Herbert, pleased to meet you finally, I did think you were living in the loft, so surprised you've only just found the frying pan. Still I'm sure your first fry-up must include some edible string - liquorice laces, cheese string, maybe a bit of spaghetti, just to eep the Mrs happy !
 
 
On 9 Dec 2011 at 8:31pm Herbert Twine (hubby) wrote:
Is Bicarb any good for what I'm suffering from?
 
 
On 11 Dec 2011 at 2:22am Dr.Getwell -Quick. wrote:
May I recommend a salt water enema,followed by a hot girrafe dung poultice applied to the forehead?It`s never done me any harm!
 
 
On 11 Dec 2011 at 11:01am Grunge wrote:
Doc, is that why all your patients took flight? Only joking; excellent remedy, tried it on the mother in law.
 
 
On 11 Dec 2011 at 11:02am Grunge wrote:
Doc, is that why all your patients took flight? Only joking; excellent remedy, tried it on the mother in law.


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