On 16 Apr 2017 at 7:22am Mau5 wrote:
Just a reminder for you Lewes people if u bring clothes 2 the British hart foundation can u make sure ur clothes r clean as I've had to clean possible fecies off 3 trousers in the last 2 weeks and one blouse. It's not respectful but all ur donations are appreciated thanks
On 16 Apr 2017 at 8:31am Adult. wrote:
Numpty. It's faeces you thick plank.
On 16 Apr 2017 at 9:12am Charity wrote:
What a sh*t comment
On 16 Apr 2017 at 10:15am Clifford wrote:
I thought charity shops washed all clothes donations anyway.
On 16 Apr 2017 at 10:36am Some soiled soul wrote:
And that's why I'll only ever shop at the Martlets. Practically no fecal contamination in over 7 years of browsing. Happy Easter guys 
On 16 Apr 2017 at 11:01am Forum poet wrote:
Britain is a giving nation,
We donate old stuff to the Heart Foundation.
We take great pride in giving free
Our once used clothes to charity.
But please remember - and do take care
When old clothing you choose to share.
When dontating trousers from your kids
Please remember to remove the skids
On 16 Apr 2017 at 11:03am The Old Mayor wrote:
Is this the best posting we can come up with over Easter ??
On 16 Apr 2017 at 11:18am Some soiled soul wrote:
I have always understood easter to be a time for communities to come together and focus on the foundations of developing a clean, healthy, loving heart (spiritually speaking) so I fail to see why this post is not appropriate for the occasion. We must move forward together towards a clean, green future. Be eggcelent to each other basically
On 16 Apr 2017 at 11:24am Clifford wrote:
The Old Mayor wrote: 'Is this the best posting we can come up with over Easter ??'
Makes a change from Brexit, don't you think? Of course, if you'd like to give us your Easter message...
On 16 Apr 2017 at 11:33am Some soiled soul wrote:
It's spelt breggsit you numpty. Like a birds' egg
On 16 Apr 2017 at 2:09pm Gary wrote:
Any donations should always be well received. Should we need to have charity in this day and age though?
Kind regards,
Gary
On 16 Apr 2017 at 2:45pm Clitford wrote:
I steal all my Goldman Slacks from charity shops.
On 16 Apr 2017 at 3:40pm Historian wrote:
You can't get greener than faeces !!
On 16 Apr 2017 at 3:47pm Confused wrote:
Must have been some skid mark to get through the undies.
On 16 Apr 2017 at 8:04pm Mau5 wrote:
This is just a joke by the way everyone. Just trolling.
On 16 Apr 2017 at 10:42pm Some soiled soul wrote:
What?!?? Well once again my digital easter has been ruined by another hormonal teenager. Flogging's too good for these so called trolls. This is why my children use viva Lewes and not those blasted ipads. Back on topic, wash your donations and remember, yolks on you Mau5 x
On 17 Apr 2017 at 9:03am Earl wrote:
@Mau5 - you made it pretty clear that you were trolling ('hart' was a nice touch) but people still took the bait. Amazing!
On 17 Apr 2017 at 9:52am Jokeman wrote:
I always thought jokes were meant to be funny
On 17 Apr 2017 at 10:12am Some soiled soul wrote:
Sometimes it helps if you get a mate to explain the complicated bits.
On 17 Apr 2017 at 12:50pm We'vehadourfun wrote:
Not trolling. Just being a d#/knead.