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Catching mice

 
 
On 10 Jan 2009 at 10:43am Dave wrote:
Where do you put mice once you've caught them in those humane traps?
I caught two last night and I need to get rid of them
 
 
On 10 Jan 2009 at 10:54am Cat wrote:
Bring them to me and I'll sort them out!
 
 
On 10 Jan 2009 at 12:18pm Mr Bonk wrote:
You Bonk them on the head till dead, then fry em, grill em, or poach em.
Proper Job... Luvely.
 
 
On 10 Jan 2009 at 1:18pm FA wrote:
I will sort them out humanely for you....my pirhanas only take seconds to eat live mice !!!!
 
 
On 10 Jan 2009 at 1:21pm Spinster Of This Parish wrote:
Suggest you release them through NCP's letterbox!
 
 
On 10 Jan 2009 at 1:56pm Dave wrote:
I did think about the parking shop.
Has anyone got any snakes that need a bit of fresh mouse.
 
 
On 10 Jan 2009 at 3:37pm Roly Mo wrote:
Whats the point of using a humane trap if thats your plan? Just take them to the end of your street, turn the box round several times (to confuse them) and then release them. Make sure they are blindfolded though.
 
 
On 10 Jan 2009 at 5:49pm Mrs Bonk wrote:
No No No You Bonk em till their confused! Then you can fry em, grill em, or poach em.
Know thats what I call a proper job. I prefer em poached with toast, arn a mug o tea.
 
 
On 10 Jan 2009 at 6:49pm Annette Curtin-Twitcher wrote:
Mr C-T relocated ours to Surrey.
 
 
On 10 Jan 2009 at 8:26pm Naughty knickers wrote:
I understand Disneyland Paris has a large mouse problem...
 
 
On 10 Jan 2009 at 10:07pm Cliffebimbo wrote:
How about Waremouse? Or Mouse of Fraser?
 
 
On 10 Jan 2009 at 10:08pm Cliffebimbo wrote:
How about Waremouse? Or Mouse of Fraser?


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