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On 17 Dec 2017 at 2:23pm Disgruntled driver wrote:
Absolutely disgusted what happened in the car park earlier . The car park behind premier inn .
Indicating to pull into a space that was becoming available once the car had pulled out . Some twat in big Volvo decided to race down and pull into the space which I was waiting to go in . Beeped my horn quite a few times and the arrogant male proceeded to completely ignore me and carry on . Eventually he opened his window to give me aload of verbal !!!!! Excuse me I wasn't in the wrong . Is this what the joy full season turns us into . Well I'm sorry I did call him a w##ker and drove off !!!!!
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On 17 Dec 2017 at 2:40pm Jester wrote:
Clearly a woman driver!
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On 17 Dec 2017 at 3:02pm God wrote:
He will get what coming to him
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On 17 Dec 2017 at 3:21pm Evidence wrote:
Did you get the registration........
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On 17 Dec 2017 at 5:16pm Eric wrote:
Do what I did once........let his tyres down when he has gone. He might have the space but you get the satisfaction.
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On 17 Dec 2017 at 5:34pm Theresa's Philip wrote:
Not surprised - this is what most Volvo drivers are like - complete twats
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On 17 Dec 2017 at 7:42pm Henry Ford wrote:
Not nearly as bad as BMW and Audi w@nkers though!
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On 17 Dec 2017 at 7:47pm Mechanic wrote:
No, Eric, be more subtle. After a few minutes to allow for it to cool down, shove a rolled-up newspaper up the exhaust pipe. Ram it up well with a broom handle or similar; and if you can insert another up out of sight, the better.
When he returns, he will start the engine; but it will stall. You can watch with mirth as he sits there fuming until the breakdown truck arrives.
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On 17 Dec 2017 at 8:07pm Yellow Penguin wrote:
Q: What’s the difference between a hedgehog and a Volvo driver?
A: On a hedgehog, the pricks are on the outside.
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On 17 Dec 2017 at 8:24pm Axel Foley wrote:
A banana in the tailpipe works too.
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On 17 Dec 2017 at 8:34pm Volvo Driver wrote:
Look man I ain't falling for no banana in my tailpipe.
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On 17 Dec 2017 at 11:54pm X Tra wrote:
New Volvos can now be bought with the 'Defence Pack'- includes tail pipe obstruction warning, locking tyre valves, Vaseline detectors on the wipers, and electric paint (zaps approaching keys)
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On 18 Dec 2017 at 12:13pm Pedro wrote:
While its a bit of a lousy thing to do, to jump someone in a car park queue for a spot, its not illegal. Compromising a strangers vehicle in petty retaliation, on the other hand, is a criminal offence, as well as an even lousier thing to do than the original moral "offence", and highly dangerous.

Calling them out for being a selfish wotsit was the correct response by the original poster. A few of the other response posts on this thread are somewhat sociopathic and troubling though!
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On 18 Dec 2017 at 2:11pm A Person wrote:
Most of this forum is somewhat sociopathic and troubling though...
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On 18 Dec 2017 at 6:29pm Eric wrote:
Lots of things aren't illegal but are not acceptable either. He would deserve anything he gets IMO including forced castration.
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On 20 Dec 2017 at 10:31am Jude wrote:
It's a Volvo driver male or female doesn't matter. Expect nothing less. I find that battery acid across the bonnet and a knife in the tyres works as a message of you frustrations. I used to work for Volvo and most owners were the biggest t0ssers you'll ever come across , Audi close second
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On 20 Dec 2017 at 6:00pm Stanley P Jones wrote:
What a daft prejudice.


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