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On 13 Jul 2016 at 11:51pm Rest Easy wrote:
Well I will finally be able to rest easy knowing the Baffoon himself will be looking after my security. What was it May said just a couple of days ago about old Boris not even being capable of purchasing a couple of water canons from abroad and now she puts him in charge of MI6. Even the first Iron Lady would never have compromised to this extent. God help us.
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On 14 Jul 2016 at 12:31am Boris wrote:
Cripes!! Mama and Papa will be proud of me! And Nana!
Ok chaps, now, I want you all to do your best and if you catch Johnny Foreigner plotting something rum against her maj’s govt, or indeed any of you plebs, then I trust you’ll give them a thorough de-bagging or something equally likely to put an end to their ideas. We’re all in this together, don’t forget. Let’s hope I don’t muck this one up too, I saw Stinky Osborne at the club last week, he was in a real sulk, reckoned he’d give me a Chinese burn if I make another boob. Fnarr! - ‘boob’ - fnarr.
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On 14 Jul 2016 at 12:47am Rest Easy wrote:
Boris, I'd laugh if I had any humour left in me. Although that didn't stop the old US State Department rep having a good old chuckle at us. But then he doesn't have to live here.
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On 14 Jul 2016 at 5:00am Tory Crimes wrote:
Theresa May is following that wise old adage: "Keep your friends close, and your enemies even closer".
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On 14 Jul 2016 at 8:26am Rest Easy wrote:
I agree Tory Crimes but God forbid that there should be one single s*****g politician who could actually,just for once maybe, put the interests of the country ahead of their own career aspirations and in-house political shenanigans.
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On 15 Jul 2016 at 4:21pm Merlin Milner wrote:
Since Prince Philip is getting a bit we need someone who will successfully take over with overseas gaffs.
 
 
On 15 Jul 2016 at 7:58pm Sun tan man wrote:
Can anyone take this bloke seriously? Was he and Donald Trump separated at a birth ?
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On 15 Jul 2016 at 8:04pm Proper Labour wrote:
Yes there is Rest Easy - he's called Jeremy Corbyn.


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