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On 21 Oct 2010 at 8:11pm DurnDem! wrote:
Police in Lewes arrested two youths last November 5th.
One was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks.
Officers charged one - and let the other off...
I thank you.
 
 
On 21 Oct 2010 at 8:20pm King Of The Swingers wrote:
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(thats tumbleweed by the way)
 
 
On 21 Oct 2010 at 8:23pm DurnDem! wrote:
Ah la Vic and Bob...
 
 
On 21 Oct 2010 at 8:43pm Catherine Wheel/P. Byron wrote:
That my friend made me chuckle. You are firing on all cylinders tonight my good man! Keep them coming. Best, Peter
 
 
On 22 Oct 2010 at 6:05am Stig of the dump wrote:
That was a Tommy Cooper joke !!!!
 
 
On 22 Oct 2010 at 10:08am Misery wrote:
TC joke: I went home the other night and my wife said "I'm homesick" You are home. I said I know I'm sick of it! She said!
 
 
On 23 Oct 2010 at 3:31pm Clifford wrote:
They're all here to save any more posts:
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On 28 Oct 2010 at 10:24pm greasey poon wrote:
Police stopped a bloke late at night:
"Where you off to Sir?"
"A lecture" he replied.
"This time of night? What's it on?" they asked.
"The lasting effects of drugs and alcohol on the human body" he answered.
"But it's midnight - who on earth is giving that?" they asked.
...
...
"The wife!" he answered as they let him on his way...


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