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On 6 Feb 2016 at 11:47pm Teasy Weasy wrote:
Big beards are bad enough , but worn in combination with a pork pie hat, tats and skinny jeans ! Jesus I think I prefer a flat cap.
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On 7 Feb 2016 at 12:03am Fedora wrote:
Fedora,neck beard, supreme gentleman no less.
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On 7 Feb 2016 at 12:32am menthol wrote:
having been the owner of a pretty hefty beard or two I can safely say they are pretty minging. think dandruff like blizzard and you get the point
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On 7 Feb 2016 at 5:22am Lumbersexual wrote:
Metrosexual is out, it's now all about craft ales, big but we'll quoiffed beards, plaid shirts....and a love of the great outdoors. Lumbersexual is the new manly sexy,and I think it's splendid!
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On 7 Feb 2016 at 7:55am Josie wrote:
A well trimmed short beard can look good. A bushy beard "Duck Dynasty" is a big turn-off. They simply seem to say "Look, I am a Man. I can grow this." And a woman might reply "I am amazed you would want to."
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On 7 Feb 2016 at 8:11am Historian wrote:
Fashion victims !!
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On 7 Feb 2016 at 8:19am Earl of Lewes wrote:
Research has shown that bushy beards contain traces of...poo. Google it if you don't believe me. I don't know how or why, but it's certainly put me off growing one.
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On 7 Feb 2016 at 8:42am Geoff Paddle wrote:
I can't stand woman with beards.
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On 7 Feb 2016 at 11:37am Ben wrote:
I'm gonna grow a beard because everybody else has. I'm gonna buy a tartan shirt just like everyone else. I'm gonna get a bike with no brakes or gears. Wow, I'm so original, individual and cool. I can stand in a pub full of identical clones like me and guess what, I have no idea how stupid I look.
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On 7 Feb 2016 at 12:10pm Jim wrote:
What do you call a person without a beard? A woman
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On 7 Feb 2016 at 12:17pm Cordwood Johnson wrote:
There are real Lumberjacks and those who just want to look like one. Check out their soft office fingers.
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On 7 Feb 2016 at 12:21pm Jim wrote:
Earl by the way the debunked that story on 'trust me I'm a doctor' turns out shaven faces are actually dirtier and beards contain antibiotic microbes.
We wouldn't of evolved beards if they were unhealthy.
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On 7 Feb 2016 at 1:44pm Earl of Lewes wrote:
@Jim - What?! Beards are cleaner? I nearly choked on my craft beer. Actually, I don't have strong feelings about beards, but like Ben, I don't like the way so many people just copy each other. At least beards can be shaved off, but those daft tattoos will be harder to shift.
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On 7 Feb 2016 at 2:04pm Jim wrote:
Yeh it was on the bbc a few weeks ago, they swabbed a few bearded and unbearded faces etc and beards came out 'cleaner' I guess it also comes down to the personal hygiene of people but thats true with everything.
I agree I think the tattoos look awful
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On 7 Feb 2016 at 3:04pm Matchwood Mick wrote:
You can feel my hands anytime - I roughen them on emery paper.
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On 7 Feb 2016 at 4:00pm Pedant wrote:
Jim - We wouldn't of evolved beards if they were unhealthy.
Have Jim. We wouldn't HAVE... Let's have a bit of grammatical correctness round here please.
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On 7 Feb 2016 at 4:07pm long standing beard wrote:
Never trust a man who shaves his face, or a woman who shaves her pubes
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On 7 Feb 2016 at 4:54pm Holly Wood wrote:
long standing beard, you don't know what your missing.
 
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On 7 Feb 2016 at 7:42pm bristles wrote:
To stand in front of a mirror wth a piece of sharpened steel and proceed to slice off hair that is perfectly natural is the hight of vanity. And to cop it all most people ( I wont say men ) then cover their nude face with aftershave which really is another name for perfume.
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On 8 Feb 2016 at 10:00am Gerty wrote:
Jim is correct. Beards are more hygienic. Beard "dandruff" is dry skin and easily fixed the same way as hair dandruff because it's caused the same way, though beard oil helps too.


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