On 28 Apr 2017 at 8:03pm Metatron wrote:
Best Gents pub loo:
1.Black Horse.
Worst Gents pub loo:
1. Gardeners
On 28 Apr 2017 at 8:17pm For what? wrote:
For cottaging?
On 28 Apr 2017 at 8:23pm Old Malling wrote:
Doesn't the Crown count any more now that it's closed? It would definitely win (not in the 'best' category)
On 28 Apr 2017 at 8:48pm Metatron wrote:
@ for what- was that you looking over enviously ?
On 28 Apr 2017 at 8:49pm Forum poet wrote:
A night of beer, you need to sprinkle,
Where's the best place for a tinkle?
If you're needing a clean karzi
Pop along to the John Harvey.
Or if you're up the top of town
And your bladder gets you down
You can always stop, of course,
In the gents of the Black Horse.
No cleaner bog you've ever chose
When looking to release your hose.
But the night is over, now it's dead
And you're heading home to bed
You'll need to hold on all through town
Because the council closed the toilets down
On 28 Apr 2017 at 8:49pm Private Ear wrote:
The urinals of the Lewes Arms have an old world charm. I would never use a cubicle.
On 28 Apr 2017 at 9:35pm Tinkle wrote:
Best, rights of man, ( I like the photos on the wall)
Worst, definitely the gardener's. My Mrs refuses to go in there because she can smell them from the bar!
On 28 Apr 2017 at 10:01pm Feline wrote:
The Roebuck at Laughton!!!!
On 28 Apr 2017 at 10:06pm Tinkle wrote:
Oh yeah! Forgot about the roebuck! A definite winner.
On 28 Apr 2017 at 10:15pm Busty bar maid wrote:
Yep there pretty cool in Laughton. And I've seen a few.
On 29 Apr 2017 at 9:06am Jimmy Riddle wrote:
Another shout out for the Black Horse being the best.....well what can you expect, they are cleaned by a woman, (and a mighty fine one at that).
On 29 Apr 2017 at 10:41am Pedro wrote:
What a crass topic of conversation! 
The combination of my terrific bladder control and the fact I scarcely drink alcohol means I have little experience of pub toilets these days....but on the rare occasion, the main differentiator is the quantity of piss scattered over the floor. Oh, and if they have a dyson hand dryer, you know they care about these things.
On 29 Apr 2017 at 12:03pm Hot lips wrote:
If it's so crass why bother wasting your time and energy commenting on something you have no interest in.
Sound familiar??
On 29 Apr 2017 at 12:10pm Pedro wrote:
@ hot lips. I was not disputing the existence of the thread or whinging to webbo to remove it, and I also added my contribution to it. A stark difference to the idiots who constantly moaned and trolled (and continue to do so) the politics thread.
So no, it doesn't sound familiar. Another false equivalence.
On 29 Apr 2017 at 3:35pm Metatron wrote:
Webbo Please show mercy.
Even when he isn't interested he still has to comment.
On 29 Apr 2017 at 3:54pm Pedro wrote:
Who says I was not interested? I said it was a crass topic of conversation - as it kind of is, about gents bogs in Lewes (!), then I made a perfectly on topic response. By whinging/moaning at my posts, you are responsible for dragging them off topic - so maybe you want to think about how your petty vendetta against me is more detrimental to the forum 
On 29 Apr 2017 at 6:05pm Boom wrote:
Are the swans still really gross? Just a wall to wee against? Haven't been for a while
On 29 Apr 2017 at 7:18pm Wordsworth wrote:
I've never had a number 2 in a public loo
On 29 Apr 2017 at 8:32pm Tinkle wrote:
Give over Wordsworth! Surely to God! Do you ever go out??
On 30 Apr 2017 at 11:06pm dairyman wrote:
Does cannabis make you paranoid? I think it might..
On 2 May 2017 at 6:12pm @ Tinkle wrote:
Thank god for that ! Back in the day The Rainbow bog was totally rank