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Badger alert!
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On 13 Nov 2016 at 10:04pm Vincent wrote:
This is a strange case but if anybody has any information regarding my pet badger, Curly, then it would be really appreciated!
I last saw him the night of Friday 11th of November. I awoke the fallowing morning to find the back door of my house wide open and remnants of Kelloggs fruit and nut across the kitchen floor (Curly's favourite food to snack on)
I live in Malling area but expect by now he could be anywhere; scared, lost and confused. I warn anybody who comes into contact with him to act with caution, as Curly can become hostile and aggressive towards humans. Even within my abode Curly is kept at a respectable distance as he is prone to violence due to psychologic trauma resulting from an abusive past. It's clear that he was once the subject of animal testing - his frizzy blonde coiffure a true reflection of the iniquity pervasive in the wicked and abhorrent hair industry.
I will be checking the forum regularly so if by chance you see him then please inform me on here so that I can come and collect him post haste.
Thank you for your time.
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On 13 Nov 2016 at 10:50pm Horseman7 wrote:
Last seen chasing Smarties down Southover High Street.
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On 14 Nov 2016 at 5:52am Bob wrote:
I always get confused between Badgers and Beavers.
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On 14 Nov 2016 at 6:51am Media watch wrote:
Try John Lewis. I heard they were recruiting a number of animals.
 
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On 14 Nov 2016 at 9:18am Miss Scarlett wrote:
Badgers don't exist
 
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On 14 Nov 2016 at 11:05pm baldy wrote:
BOB try licking a badger
 
 
On 15 Nov 2016 at 7:37pm SHS wrote:
Vincent, a badger knocked on our door on Friday evening and I could tell he wasn't quite with it so social services came out and took him away.


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