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BNP too Left wing for Britain says May.

On 23 Apr 2017 at 10:42am Caulfield must Go wrote:
The British National Party failed because they were too left wing for modern Britain, according to Theresa May.
Reading from a script on the radio, the Prime Minister told the country: “A number of thought criminals on the Facebooks [sic] say my policies are no different to what the BNP proposed in their 2005 election manifesto.”
“It is true that there is a lot in common, notably our shared goal of severe cuts to immigration, leaving the EU, the return of grammar schools, increased defence spending, strong leadership, and hatred of human rights.”
“But they are wrong about one thing. My Government is even further to the right of the BNP when it comes to recognising the threat to national security posed by the NHS.”
“And unlike the BNP, the Conservatives are steadfast in our determination to vanquish the NHS once and for all, as Churchill did with the German National Socialists in the Second World War.”
“And if my glorious Reich lasts for a thousand years, people will say this was my finest hour.”
Asked what she would say to undecided voters to convince them to vote Conservative, Mrs May said: “I’m glad you asked me that approved question, for which I have this conveniently pre-prepared answer to read out.”
“Vote for hate, vote to be poorer, vote to be increasingly criminalised, vote for falling education and health standards, vote Conservative.”

On 23 Apr 2017 at 11:00am Private Ear wrote:
The problem with the above post is that it isn't clever and it isn't funny. I presume it's aiming at biting satire, but just reads as if it's been written by a nerdy 15-year-old. Perhaps it has.
On 23 Apr 2017 at 11:41am We'vehadourfun wrote:
More cut and paste. Boring.
On 23 Apr 2017 at 1:25pm Hot Lips wrote:
It's Paul again. What a sad git!
On 23 Apr 2017 at 2:01pm Caulfied must Go wrote:
The usual humourless Tory stooges try to stifle resistance to their female Fuhrer. Feck off the lot of you.
On 23 Apr 2017 at 3:50pm Karl Marks/ Lenin Stains wrote:
This has got Paul Newsunce written all over it. The same intonations and inflections and the faux world weariness of it all. If you want to make a difference go vote rather than trying to be clever on this forum.
On 23 Apr 2017 at 4:03pm Hot lips wrote:
I was looking at the forum archives around 2008. Almost every thread was local based, interesting and relevant.
On 23 Apr 2017 at 4:29pm Road to Hell wrote:
At this rate, the only people left will be Paul Nwmans, Paedro and the kid of many names who can't punctuate. Most of us are probably not Tories, we just don't like seeing this forum being ruined.
On 23 Apr 2017 at 7:46pm Paul Newsman wrote:
@Caulfield Must Go - You call us 'humourless'. Perhaps you're just not funny. Frankly, the piece that started this thread is embarrassing.

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