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On 20 Mar 2011 at 2:55am Peter Van Byron wrote:

50 year old Handsome Gentleman seeks exciting woman for fun times. Looking for a lady who can cook like Nigella Lawson and enjoys fine wines, must enjoy ironing and housework. All ages welcome to apply, all nationalities and sizes, though I prefer a little meat on my birds. Please respond with brief details and we may be making sweet music. UK and Netherland based. Best, Peter

On 20 Mar 2011 at 10:23am Grunge wrote:

Welcome back, Peter. However, I would suggest that a lady who can cook like Nigella and enjoys fine wines would not be interested in ironing and housework. Do you need TWO different types of lady, or would you be prepared to take on the domestic chores? Good hunting! Cheers!

On 20 Mar 2011 at 10:43am Peter Van Byron wrote:

Sorry but Im a knob

On 20 Mar 2011 at 11:05am Peter Van Byron wrote:

So am I dear chap. join the club.

On 20 Mar 2011 at 1:11pm Nigella wrote:

I'm up for it Peter. Where do I sign?

On 20 Mar 2011 at 2:52pm mrs twine wrote:

If you need a cook/housekeeper, Peter dear, hubby is willing to let me go on a short term loan. My cooking is a byword, I am told, and I do like a nice glass of Lambrusco of an evening.