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Adele's nipples
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On 28 Feb 2014 at 9:35am Read all about it wrote:
Adele has four nipples. She keeps one in a kitchen cupboard, whilst the whereabouts of another one are unknown, although police are examining a children's playground in Newhaven.
It's on the Internet now, so it must be true.
Correspondents here berate the mainstream media, but anything on the Internet is the "truth that they're hiding from us".
Well...I have it on good authority that Adele's missing nipple has huge oil and gas reserves and that military action surrounding its aureole is a precursor to a further land grab on more fertile Southern regions.
Rumours that the nipple is in a high state of excitement are confirmed though as statistics will show that Adele is wetter than any year since records began.
Except for 2006.


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