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A brexiter walks into a bar..
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On 12 May 2016 at 10:48am Bremain wrote:
Brexiter: That pint just cost me £20!
Bremainer: No, you see you only had a twenty, so you got change.
Brexiter: Ah but the price could go up, so I'm still right!
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On 12 May 2016 at 1:38pm Brexiteer wrote:
Some years ago a small rural town in Spain twinned with a similar town in Greece.
The mayor of the Greek town visited the Spanish town. When he saw the palatial mansion belonging to the Spanish eurocrat, he wondered aloud how on earth he could afford such a house.
The Spaniard replied: ‘You see that bridge over there? The EU gave us a grant to construct a two-lane bridge, but by building a single lane bridge with traffic lights at either end, I could build this place.’
The following year the Spaniard visited the Greek town. He was simply amazed at the Greek eurocrat's house: gold taps, marble floors, diamond doorknobs, it was marvellous.
When he asked how he’d raised the money to build this incredible house, the Greek eurocrat said: ‘You see that bridge over there?’
The Spaniard replied: ‘No.’
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On 12 May 2016 at 8:24pm Bremain wrote:
How many brexiters does it take to change a lightbulb?
Three: one to take out the old bulb, one to point out nothing has changed and that we now have more money for lightbulbs......and one to find a candle.
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On 12 May 2016 at 8:25pm Bremain wrote:
Why did the brexiter cross the road?
To get to the same side.
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On 13 May 2016 at 12:47pm Cockfosters wrote:
Why did the pervert cross the road ?
He was still in the chicken
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On 13 May 2016 at 4:24pm Is this Cockfosters? wrote:
No, it's mine.


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