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AMBIENT CAKE SHORTAGE!!!!!!

 
 
On 22 Dec 2009 at 6:25pm SAR wrote:
'Due to unforseen events, we are unable to offer our full range of ambient cakes. Sorry for any inconvenience.' - Waitrose Lewes
 
 
On 22 Dec 2009 at 6:31pm Pearlie wrote:
I might be disappointed if I knew what an ambient cake was. Is it one that floats around?.......is it a fairy cake?
 
 
On 22 Dec 2009 at 6:35pm NCG wrote:
i have heard of ambient noise, but i have never heard of ambient cake. does anyone have a recipe? LOL
as always, fondest regards from my side of the pond
B-)
 
 
On 22 Dec 2009 at 6:53pm SAR wrote:
I don't think they would sell a floater at Waitrose?
 
 
On 22 Dec 2009 at 6:56pm Pearlie wrote:
Is it a cake that appears and dissapears Harry Potter style?
 
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On 22 Dec 2009 at 6:58pm Cleveland Steamer wrote:
could just be a nice chocolate fudgy finger...
 
 
On 22 Dec 2009 at 7:01pm Bishop of Lewes wrote:
Ambient is a retail term meaning same temperature as the surroundings, ie food that doesnt need to be kept in a fridge or freezer - for example, Mr Kipling mince pies are ambient, fresh cream cakes are not.
 
 
On 22 Dec 2009 at 7:04pm SAR wrote:
What Waitrose is saying is that they haven't got cakes at room temperature because of the severe weather conditions?
 
 
On 22 Dec 2009 at 7:07pm Cleveland Steamer wrote:
Ambient is cake you wear - it means enveloping, all-around, surrounding - so imagine a marzipan coat or a victoria sponge sleeping bag...
BoL - you related to the baby-eating Bishop of Bath and Wells?
 
 
On 22 Dec 2009 at 7:08pm supporter wrote:
How intresting
 
 
On 22 Dec 2009 at 7:10pm Pearlie wrote:
Well BoL you know how to kill a party don't you?!
 
 
On 22 Dec 2009 at 7:10pm SAR wrote:
You mean cakE trousers?
 
 
On 22 Dec 2009 at 7:16pm Cleveland Steamer wrote:
marzi-pants...
 
 
On 22 Dec 2009 at 7:20pm Cleveland Steamer wrote:
frock-cakes...
 
 
On 22 Dec 2009 at 7:28pm Cleveland Steamer wrote:
Chocolate-fudge cape...
 
 
On 22 Dec 2009 at 7:32pm Cleveland Steamer wrote:
shoex-buns...
 
 
On 22 Dec 2009 at 7:38pm Cleveland Steamer wrote:
chiffon blouse...
 
 
On 22 Dec 2009 at 9:44pm brixtonbelle wrote:
isn't ambient cake the new drug in town ?
 
 
On 23 Dec 2009 at 12:05am Pearlie wrote:
Swiss Robe?
 
 
On 23 Dec 2009 at 8:17am SAR wrote:
The difference to Tesco is, Waitrose even laminated the sign. It's a pretty serious shortage but looks incredible posh at the same time. Let's hope temperatures are rising soon and Lewes will be spared malnourishment.
By the way BoL, if I heat up the room to normothermia, will I be ambient?
 
 
On 23 Dec 2009 at 9:41am Trevor wrote:
Disco biscuit..
 
 
On 23 Dec 2009 at 10:04am Pearlie wrote:
Swiss strobe?
 
 
On 24 Dec 2009 at 10:36am Pearlie wrote:
I am happy to reort that the shortage of ambient cakes seems to have been remedied. However, it takes 2 and a half years to get to the check out so you may find your cakes are out of date by the time you get there.


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