On Mon 17 Jul at 8:35pm Miriam wrote:
It's hard being a woman in the heat of the summer.
You have to encase your chest in a sweaty nylon bra with a band of elastic across a dripping hot back, and for extra discomfort endure metal scaffolding beneath your boiling hot breasts; you have to shave your legs and armpits every single day because they are being exposed in public; the make up that stays perfectly in place the rest of the year starts melting off of your face; your wet hair sticks to your neck and forehead; you abandon all healthy eating pursuits in favour of daily ice creams and cold wine or pimms in the evenings which makes you put on weight; your feet tend to smell bad when you wear your shoes with bare feet on a hot day..........roll on October
On Mon 17 Jul at 8:53pm Hot Lips wrote:
Ditch the bra. My tits are small and are unaffected by gravity. Think 16 year old...
On Mon 17 Jul at 10:45pm Lewes bloke. wrote:
Miriam, everyone has their hang-ups. Embrace them. Don't wear a bra when it's hot, sod the weight gain and enjoy the wine/pimms etc. Sod what everyone else thinks.
On Mon 17 Jul at 11:09pm Bloke wrote:
Try putting up with sweaty knackers, dear!
On Tue 18 Jul at 12:22am Jack wrote:
There was a lady on the train the other day . I pointed out to her that her feet where a little spelly . She said ib not my feet. I then said well it must be you faxx
On Tue 18 Jul at 5:12am Tina wrote:
whenever I don't wear a bra I find it difficult to stop my nipples staring at all the seedy old men.
On Tue 18 Jul at 5:34am Clare Slouch wrote:
Like the sands of time mine are dried and forgotten
On Tue 18 Jul at 8:29am nobby wrote:
Not much fun having your ball bag stuck to your inner thigh I can tell thee...
On Tue 18 Jul at 8:35am Naomi wrote:
I love the hot days of summer. Long flowing dresses and walking up school hill. I'll leave the rest to your imagination.
On Tue 18 Jul at 9:44am Deja Vu wrote:
Yeah I have to admit always being jealous of women having summer and winter clothes.
My wardrobe consists of jeans (when I'm not in a suit), t-shirt's and jumpers, the only difference between summer and winter for me is the jumper.
On Tue 18 Jul at 12:29pm We'vehadourfun wrote:
Ice cubes. Keep well stocked and don't waste in drinks.....
On Tue 18 Jul at 2:26pm Ellie wrote:
Sod it, even my thong is too hot today. Its gotta go.
On Tue 18 Jul at 3:15pm Doris wrote:
I'm blessed with Scandinavian golden/blonde body hair - and I've never in my life shaved any part of my body. Don't intend too, either!
As for bras, wear cotton ones.
On Tue 18 Jul at 5:13pm Day wrote:
Go out in the cool of the night.
On Wed 19 Jul at 7:51am Piddinghoe Piddler wrote:
Sod it, I'm with the girls..where can you get breezy kilts to keep the old sack cool?